MeloTheJazzKiller
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I can tell you who has among the worst -- the Jazz 0-1 in their last one games played.
And being that it was the final NBA game played last night, the Jazz are thus currently the worst team in the league.
My TV Broke....Who Won Last Night's Jazz/Blazer Game?
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I can tell you who has among the worst -- the Jazz 0-1 in their last one games played.
And being that it was the final NBA game played last night, the Jazz are thus currently the worst team in the league.
Gobzilla
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I know you're just trolling, but, my man, your trolling needs so much work. That's some of the dumbest crap I've seen. You must be around 15 years of age I'm guessing. Once you grow up, you're gonna look back on this and realize what an idiot you are.
Uh, might want to recheck your math there.
The Jazz won the 1st and 4th quarters. The Blazers won the 2nd and 3rd quarters. That is a tie.
SoUjazzfan
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The fourth quarter was the last quarter played last night and we won it. Hottest team in the NBA right now!
Getting Traded
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Melo looked pretty good last night. It's probably his last hurrah. So enjoy it while it lasts because it won't last much longer.
MeloTheJazzKiller
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2nd and 3rd quarters are the most important. Teams' starters play in 1st and 4th; winning those proves, "Wow, your team has a big three." Winning 2nd and 3rd proves your team is solid, has depth, championship quality.
MeloTheJazzKiller
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He's actually looked pretty good all season. He is a contributor to the Blazer's success.
The Jazz Wonderbra
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The Jazz Wonderbra
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After years of enduring Melo's 'dizzying intellect' we finally realize all along that he is none other than American Actor...
WALLACE MICHAEL SHAWN
You know... The guy from Princess bride? That creepy wrinkled space mutt GRAND NAGUS ZEK from Deep Space 9? The dino from Toy Story? Yeah, that Hollywood Wannabee.
Here's a little history of Shawn I dug up. Born in New York (no surprise there) Shawn frequented the Crosby show where he and Bill got steamy in their private trailer. Shawn Wallace was reportedly beat as a child. He was bullied in the streets of New York as he walked near the Madison Gardens on his way back to his shanty. He learned to loath the Knicks. He came to Utah on a summer vacation and fell in love with the Jazz but had to maintain a certain image as his career developed. No wonder he sought a role in "ALL THAT JAZZ" early in his career. One could say that the Jazz inspired the man!
As he 'matured' he found roles in 'a little sex' and 'clueless'. He found his true roll as the original troll on the princess bride. But as trolls weren't in fashion at the time he took the only jobs he could find. Shortly thereafter he was typecast as a big headed, talking dinosaur or a green, wrinkled alien midget with a big mouth. He gets occasional gigs but at 77, but alas he has LOTS of time on his hands. Drawing on his hate for the knicks, his passion for all that JAZZ, and his need to fit in, it all makes sense why he frequents Jazzfanz. His life truly lead him to this... A true, jazz fan, knicks hating troll with a dizzying intellect.
Shawn. I am a big fan. It's inconceivably good to know you are watching the Jazz even at 77. I promise we won't beat you in front of Vivint Arena. Come catch a game with us sometime wearing that classy Green. Go Jazz!
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MeloTheJazzKiller
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Uhh, I'm a real man. I don't watch movies with the word "Princess" in the title.
Real men aren't scared to embrace their inner princess.
I wondered what had happened to you. Figured your east coast eyes couldn't stay open late enough.
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