* NEW * 2019 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

[Miggs]

The metric we're using to determine the best All-Time NBA team here is dick size, right? So Wilt naturally goes first, then Stockton.




You bastards bring UB on board, you'd better goddamn expect some shenanigans

Yep, if we were doing an all-time NFL Draft you best believe 11 out of the first 12 picks would be black guys with Big Dick Nick (Foles) being numero 12.

 

[The Midnight]

Check your messages

The suspense!!!

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Where’s Conley?

 

[spycam1]

Where’s Conley?

Got traded to Utah. Keep up bro.

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[Coach Ellis]

Where’s Conley?

With Donovan plotting to **** up the West. . .

Oh. You mean @Conley Island -

He’s probably figuring out how a dozen different trade options can benefit him a week from now.

He’s the original LoPo of the All-Time NBA Draft. . .

 

[The Midnight]

With Donovan plotting to **** up the West. . .

Oh. You mean @Conley Island -

He’s probably figuring out how a dozen different trade options can benefit him a week from now.

He’s the original LoPo of the All-Time NBA Draft. . .

Yeah or Daryl Morey of the Jazzfanz Draft Comp..

 

[LogGrad98]

I'm looking to gain an extra pick in the second round of anyone is willing to trade out. Let me know. I'm easy.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Looking to move up in the second round. Let me know

 

[Hotdog]

I'm looking to gain an extra pick in the second round of anyone is willing to trade out. Let me know. I'm easy.

Watch out everyone.

Log pulled up to my PM in an old van with no windows and asked me to get in.

 

[Hotdog]

Looking to move up as well. I will pay more than Log and Thee

 

[LogGrad98]

Watch out everyone.

Log pulled up to my PM in an old van with no windows and asked me to get in.

I offered candy!

 

[LogGrad98]

I offered candy!

That said, free candy to anyone who wants to trade me a 2nd round pick.