New Years resolutions.

[Archie Moses]

*5 months

 

[TroutBum]

My resolution is to kick Trouts *** in an MMA fight, after lifting hard for eight months.

Nikka, please. I'm 220 of lean(ish), semi-mean(not really), *** kicking machine. (as long as it's convenient)

Why wait 8 months? You could probably kick his *** right now.

I'd just make him chase me for half a block. Once he passed out, I'd ravage his corn-hole.

*5 months

Real men do it in 5.

 

[Archie Moses]

You're 220, trout? Crap, I'm 230 and I've lost 10 pounds.

 

[fishonjazz]

Checkin in at 197 right now fwiw

 

[TroutBum]

You're 220, trout? Crap, I'm 230 and I've lost 10 pounds.

I've been on the bachelor pad diet for two months. Add to that a mountain and a half of stress, and wouldn't you know it, the pounds have just melted off. I have done zero exercise, so this is certainly not a healthy weight loss.

Checkin in at 197 right now fwiw

But you've been thin your whole life. Nobody cares about skinny people who complain about their weight. Judas.

 

[bigb]

*5 months

Dammmit. I couldn't remember if it was 5 or 8, so I went with 8.
Imagine what could do with 8 months.

 

[LogGrad98]

You're 220, trout? Crap, I'm 230 and I've lost 10 pounds.

Checkin in at 197 right now fwiw

I got all y'all beat. 280 lbs. of lean ground-round.

 

[bigb]

I got all y'all beat. 280 lbs. of lean ground-round.

Child's play bro. My right side weighs that much.

 

[TroutBum]

Child's play bro. My right side weighs that much.

Haha, but yours is 98% muscle. There are few on this board that I seriously wouldn't want to mess with, and you're one of 'em.

 

[fishonjazz]

Haha, but yours is 98% muscle. There are few on this board that I seriously wouldn't want to mess with, and you're one of 'em.

Agreed

 

[UGLI baby]

*******.

I plan on fighting bigb at the next poker night.

 

[bigb]

*******.

I plan on fighting bigb at the next poker night.

I'll send my six year old son "littleb". He handles my light work.

 

[UGLI baby]

I'll send my six year old son "littleb". He handles my light work.

Bigger they are the harder they fall. Next poker night it's on as soon as you reach the basement.

I'll be the guy with the mustache wearing a white byu hat and John Beck Dolphins jersey sipping on a Mtn Dew. Swing on me.

 

[TroutBum]

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bigger they are the harder they fall. Next poker night it's on as soon as you reach the basement.

I'll be the guy with the mustache wearing a white byu hat and john beck dolphins jersey sipping on a mtn dew. Swing on me.

LET ME BANG, BRO!

 

[TroutBum]

I failed pretty hard on my resolutions. Hat else is new?

 

[Dr. Jones]

I failed pretty hard on my resolutions. Hat else is new?

 

[8]

I aim to become better at Jazzfanz and **** more.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I aim to become better at Jazzfanz and **** more.

I love to aim.

 

[8]

I love to aim.

#fishsizepic

 

[TroutBum]

I love to aim.

Owww! My £¥€!!

I've seen the video.