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The only acceptable nickname for Paul Millsap is "Mansap".

That's what I say, but got neg'd by Logg for using it last time. That trick *** bitch. Anyhow, here's the updated and correct list:

Mr. Freethrow
Raja Smell
God
Big Al (boy, what a winner)
Mansap

Bench:

Congo (you have to admit, he looks like he just leaped from the jungles of some African nation and put a jersey on)
Chucker J. Smiles, Calvin, Clank the Clown, or **** head. Any/all are acceptable.
Weenus Koonter
Bulldog
Dirk's Bitch
Ron Jeremy Evans
 
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I too dislike the nicknames that are being used currently, however after reading this thread is see that there is no help coming from this quarter. Are you guys pulling my leg. Maul Pimpslap, Noyo, the Zap machine? I do like Enes the Menace though.
 
I still like "Blood and Sweat" for Kanter, since that's what each syllable of his last name means (Kan = Blood, Ter = Sweat).
 
I like the Bulldog. I normally just call players by their last name. People call me by my last name instead of my first.
 
Millsap's nickname should be 'The Big Dangler' as we all know he is packing some big meat.

Derrick Favors is 'Opposition No Favors'.

Enes Kanter is 'The Bound Hound' -- Yeah, it's supposed to suck.

Boom!!

Then it's decided, Milsap will from hence forth be known as The Millsapapotomus or The Big Dangler!
 
Jeremy "Hung" Evans
"I was traded for" Harris
Ankle Biter Earl<<<<Bulldog
Maul Pimpslap
Alec treyBurks--easily the best nickname in the history of jazzfanz
BIGAL
 
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