OFFICIAL: New Acquisitions thread

[franklin]

Dang. Better get that cleared up before you pass it to the wife and have some real explaining to do.

Already told her I got raped. I'm in the clear.

 

[Gameface]

Already told her I got raped. I'm in the clear.

She's all like "Again?!? You need to stop wearing such suggestive clothing."

 

[MVP]

Already told her I got raped. I'm in the clear.

My friend once told his wife he got in public sauna. That explanation did not go too well.

 

[franklin]

She's all like "Again?!? You need to stop wearing such suggestive clothing."

I think it's the cocoa powder I roll in before hitting up the town. PMSing women can't resist the smell of chocolate. Try it some time.

 

[MVP]

PMSing women can't resist the smell of chocolate. Try it some time.

Oh, I thought you got raped by a male..