Alright guys, *** BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND *** it's time to make this official list of who we love in the 2024 NBA Draft.
So how does this work?
- You pick who you "Love" as a player, irregardless of position and where they're projected to be picked.
- It's basically the guy you're proud to be a "homer" of and you think he/she will outperform his/her draft position.
- If your guy is picked really high in the draft, but crapped out, ala "Anthony Bennett" (No. 1 pick), "Derrick Williams" (No. 2 pick), then you would be "Shamed" forever and ever more.
- If your guy performed more or less at the same level as where he is picked, then it's "Meh".
- However, if your guy is picked low, like say Klay Thompson (No. 11) or Paul George (No. 10), but outperformed that particular pick, then you are "Glorified" forever and ever more here on JazzFanz and become a part of JazzFanz's prestigious folklore.
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So just indicate in the comment below what your pick is (1 player per poster only please) and I will update the list below. Doesn't matter if your player is taken, I'll group you guys together, no problem whatsoevaaaa.
Also very important - indicate what you want your player's nickname to be. First person who picks the player gets to choose the nickname. **No Drama**
NOTE:
- Also because the draft is coming up, please make sure you make your pick BEFORE the draft. Any player picked after will not be updated in the list.
- If you would like me to change the 'nickname' of your player, please also let me know and I'll update it. Again, you have to be the first person to pick the player.
Let's Go!!!
2024 Draft JazzFanz Homer
Zach "Big Maple" Edey: Saint Cy of JFC
Carlton "Bubbles" Carrington: The Midnight
Nikola "Topic Thunder" Topic: David Stern
Matas "Bad Luck" Buzelis: GG Jazz Cabbage
Cody "Gumby" Williams: Ferguson Mellochill
Stephon "King of the High" Castle: Fishonjazz, Stitches
Cam Christie: sip
Ron "Don't call me he Netherlands" Holland: seattlejazzfan, Domino
Dillon "Doctor" Jones: David Hume
Devin "Coach" Carter: Thee Jazz Fan, kcgar, stormkoopacv03, Handlogten’s Heroes, HermanG
Tijdane "French Toast” Salaun: The Jazz Wonderbra
Rob Dillingham: Eliza Huge
Kel'el "Respect the Block" Ware: kabenac
Cui "Jacky Can" Yongxi: whatthe
Donovan "Cling Kong" Clingan: HeatCheck
Dalton "The Knechtor" Knecht: Bawesdawg, Nate505
Johnny "Schooner" Furphy: Skywalker
Tyler "Baby Stock" Kolek: Chargers Jazz Angels
Reed "Mr. Fantastic" Sheppard: brooklynese
Jared "brings the pain" McCain: soberashotrod
Nikola “Lost World” Djurisic: Keefe
Enrique “Freaky” Freeman: Coach Ellis
So how does this work?
- You pick who you "Love" as a player, irregardless of position and where they're projected to be picked.
- It's basically the guy you're proud to be a "homer" of and you think he/she will outperform his/her draft position.
- If your guy is picked really high in the draft, but crapped out, ala "Anthony Bennett" (No. 1 pick), "Derrick Williams" (No. 2 pick), then you would be "Shamed" forever and ever more.
- If your guy performed more or less at the same level as where he is picked, then it's "Meh".
- However, if your guy is picked low, like say Klay Thompson (No. 11) or Paul George (No. 10), but outperformed that particular pick, then you are "Glorified" forever and ever more here on JazzFanz and become a part of JazzFanz's prestigious folklore.
====================================================================
So just indicate in the comment below what your pick is (1 player per poster only please) and I will update the list below. Doesn't matter if your player is taken, I'll group you guys together, no problem whatsoevaaaa.
Also very important - indicate what you want your player's nickname to be. First person who picks the player gets to choose the nickname. **No Drama**
NOTE:
- Also because the draft is coming up, please make sure you make your pick BEFORE the draft. Any player picked after will not be updated in the list.
- If you would like me to change the 'nickname' of your player, please also let me know and I'll update it. Again, you have to be the first person to pick the player.
Let's Go!!!
2024 Draft JazzFanz Homer
Zach "Big Maple" Edey: Saint Cy of JFC
Carlton "Bubbles" Carrington: The Midnight
Nikola "Topic Thunder" Topic: David Stern
Matas "Bad Luck" Buzelis: GG Jazz Cabbage
Cody "Gumby" Williams: Ferguson Mellochill
Stephon "King of the High" Castle: Fishonjazz, Stitches
Cam Christie: sip
Ron "Don't call me he Netherlands" Holland: seattlejazzfan, Domino
Dillon "Doctor" Jones: David Hume
Devin "Coach" Carter: Thee Jazz Fan, kcgar, stormkoopacv03, Handlogten’s Heroes, HermanG
Tijdane "French Toast” Salaun: The Jazz Wonderbra
Rob Dillingham: Eliza Huge
Kel'el "Respect the Block" Ware: kabenac
Cui "Jacky Can" Yongxi: whatthe
Donovan "Cling Kong" Clingan: HeatCheck
Dalton "The Knechtor" Knecht: Bawesdawg, Nate505
Johnny "Schooner" Furphy: Skywalker
Tyler "Baby Stock" Kolek: Chargers Jazz Angels
Reed "Mr. Fantastic" Sheppard: brooklynese
Jared "brings the pain" McCain: soberashotrod
Nikola “Lost World” Djurisic: Keefe
Enrique “Freaky” Freeman: Coach Ellis
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