Official Welcome to Utah Al Jefferson Thread!

[David Stern]

We already like you because you don't have pussitis like Boozer did. You have a mean streak, and are the best PF we've had since Karl Malone. Here's to the Championship you and Deron are going to be bringing home to us!

 

[Archie Moses]

If Jefferson's knee holds up, without I doubt, I would much rather have him than Boozer. Can you imagine him with DWill?

 

[Shaggy]

You just hurt Saps feel bads....you son of a bitch.

 

[Marty McFly]

Is it even official yet? You're going to jinx it. Moron.

 

[Borat]

If Jefferson's knee holds up, without I doubt, I would much rather have him than Boozer. Can you imagine him with DWill?

He was still very young when he was injured. Healed quickly, played all year last year. I think he is going to be all right. The injury is the thing of the past now.

 

[prodigy]

I went to a jazz-twolves game last year and I took some video and I found a vid of Boozer throwing up a air ball on a fadeway vs. Jefferson defense...also found a vid of Boozer getting owned by Darko.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

I don't know where this "you son of a bitch" quote came from, but I like it and I hope to see more of it. While it may seem redundant, I chuckle to myself every time I see it pop up randomly in these threads......

 

[dantheman]

Is it even official yet? You're going to jinx it. Moron.

That's moran to you. Locke's Facebook makes this sound like a done deal...

 

[Archie Moses]

Al and DWill together will be so sick it will knock the vomit right out of puzzled lil stomachs.

 

[honz]

Is it even official yet? You're going to jinx it. Moron.

Dude, you can throw it in the bag.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

Can you imagine Jefferson ABUSING Boozer on the low block next season when Chicago visits Energy Solutions? The crowd is going to blow the roof off of that place.

 

[Archie Moses]

Dude, you can throw it in the bag.

Throw what in what bag? I'm confused.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Can you imagine Jefferson ABUSING Boozer on the low block next season when Chicago visits Energy Solutions? The crowd is going to blow the roof off of that place.

I'm thinking Boozer will come down with a sore hammy. Wait, he's used up that injury. Maybe a pulled abdominal muscle? Oh, $%#@. Sore foot? Well, I guess a deep tissue bruise would be original.

 

[honz]

Throw what in what bag? I'm confused.

I got a bag full of chips, we ain't talkin' Ruffles.

 

[David Stern]

You just hurt Saps feel bads....you son of a bitch.

You stole my phrase you son of a bitch.

 

[David Stern]

I don't know where this "you son of a bitch" quote came from, but I like it and I hope to see more of it. While it may seem redundant, I chuckle to myself every time I see it pop up randomly in these threads......

Son of a bitch is totally something I just say randomly because i'm David Stern. It didn't come from anywhere.

 

[twentytwo]

Welcome to Utah, Al. We are happy to have you.

 

[The Ghost of Blue Edwards]

What a total jinx thread. Not a good idea.

 

[Hitman]

I'm thinking Boozer will come down with a sore hammy. Wait, he's used up that injury. Maybe a pulled abdominal muscle? Oh, $%#@. Sore foot? Well, I guess a deep tissue bruise would be original.

Plumbus Oscillans? Auric Cubitis? Or plain old Cardio Absentia?

 

[Hopper]

Plumbus Oscillans? Auric Cubitis? Or plain old Cardio Absentia?

Nuthin that fancy...just plain ole PMS, I figure.