Oh Happy Day

[Hantlers]

I just found out John Stockton's daughter is going to my school next year. I hope you guys are glad you know Stock's future son-in-law.




/she's a cutie too, not that it would matter for me anyways, if she was ugly I'd still do it.

 

[Archie Moses]

You'd still do it or her?

 

[franklin]

Considering the Stockton's are humble people, I estimate your chances at negative 89.4%. I'm talking last man on earth and she passes out first type odds.

Sorry Hantlers.

 

[Hantlers]

Considering the Stockton's are humble people, I estimate your chances at negative 89.4%. I'm talking last man on earth and she passes out first type odds.

Sorry Hantlers.

I'll take my chances. She's totes worth it.

 

[Deleted member 95]

totes

 

[Scat]

I just found out John Stockton's daughter is going to my school next year. I hope you guys are glad you know Stock's future son-in-law.




/she's a cutie too, not that it would matter for me anyways, if she was ugly I'd still do it.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Not sure how old they are.

 

[Gameface]

They look like twins.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Not sure how old they are.

Hopefully at least 18.

 

[candrew]

I heard Stock still has the money he got for his First Communion.

Good Luck breaking into that Brinks Truck.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Hopefully at least 18.

I would guess 16 or 17 for those pictures.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I heard Stock still has the money he got for his First Communion.

Good Luck breaking into that Brinks Truck.

I would be more excited for my spawn to be ****ing awesome at basketball.

 

[Hantlers]

I heard Stock still has the money he got for his First Communion.

Good Luck breaking into that Brinks Truck.

I don't need Stockton's money, money is not a concern for me at all. I would more just be happy to call him Dad, I mean, how awesome would that be?!


I'll post a better picture for you guys.

 

[Hantlers]

Oh and I just wanted an excuse to post this....

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

....... I would more just be happy to call him Dad, I mean, how awesome would that be?!

Even if you were able to land his daughter, you damn well better refer to him as "Mr. Stockton" or "Sir" at all times. You don't get to call the all-time assists and steals leader "Dad".

 

[Hantlers]

Even if you were able to land his daughter, you damn well better refer to him as "Mr. Stockton" or "Sir" at all times. You don't get to call the all-time assists and steals leader "Dad".

The only time I would refer to him as "Dad" would be if he ordered me to. Otherwise he would be known as "The Great One", "Mr. Stockton" or "Sir" every single time I saw him. Or I would just be too afraid to actually speak to him. They're all viable options.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

The only thing you should be concerned about is pumping out as many males as possible.

You are guaranteed at least 1 small time college player.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Hantlers, the entire board is ****ing pulling for you.



Do it for Jazzfanz. Please. You successfully wheeling Stock's daughter will be re-told to my grandchildren 60 years from now, ad-nauseum.

 

[Hantlers]

Hell, I would even change my last name to Stockton if that's what it takes. I'm gonna make this happen.

 

[franklin]

Hell, I would even change my last name to Stockton if that's what it takes. I'm gonna make this happen.

I wouldn't even hyphenate the thing. Sorry dad.

 

[candrew]

Hell, I would even change my last name to Stockton if that's what it takes. I'm gonna make this happen.

Oh Boy - I see a Restraining Order with your name on it.