Oh, wherefore art though, Utah Boozer...

[GVC]

I was gonna call him out on this as well, but given the user I figured it was on purpose.

Raspberry Delight is Trout, and he's an ignorant sumbitch, so I'm guessing it was accidental.

 

[TroutBum]

Is that you, GVC?

Yes, "wherefore" usually = "why".
"wherefore" sometimes = "therefore".
"wherefore" never = "where".

Well, why don't both of you just eat my balls.

 

[aaquaa]

"Wherefore" is "why" indeed, and "though" is not "you".

 

[Jazz Spazz]

While we are resurrecting dead threads... why not randomly bump this one?
I believe Trout was attempting some Shakespeare.
Wherefore art thou Romeo (UB)

Apparently Shakespeare got it wrong too.
What an idiot he was.
We have come a long way thou sinse than.

There, I have done my part.
If every poster will bump a very old thread, we can pretend we are back in May.

TIA

 

[Jean-Luc]

May is my favorite month.

Why are we discussing Boozer though? He's old news. Guy plays for Chicago now, you didn't know this?

 

[NAOS]

I hear that UB has a porno cave...
that's why he disappears for stretches.

 

[VINYLONE]

UB is one of the realest mother****ers on this site....real talk.

 

[UB]

You gotta at least respect a guy that writes a hiphopera about midgets, poop, AIDS, policemen, gay guys, guns, cheating, condoms, and guys that get fatally shot and turn out to be totally okay.


/real talk

 

[jhenderson008]

Hold on, I'm coming.

That's what she said!

 

[UB]

That's what she said!

The original post was accompanied by this picture:

 

[Fishsticks]

I'm back, and I've been missing you and your tender touch....

Yipee. Jesus.

 

[TroutBum]

Yipee. Jesus.

You can just call me Trout. Or Dave. I don't mind being called Jesus, but not in public like this.