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Old Folks Going Back to School?

I love having students my age in my classes... They get the jokes I usually tell!!!

Had a great Sienfeld joke the other day and only one student laughed!!

Old people understand the value of kissing *** more so than teenagers.
 
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We were talking about how muscle work and a student asked how do muscle relaxers work?

So I took sometime explaining it and ended with the line..

And this then relaxes your muscles and you end up walking around at a party saying "STELLA"!!!
 
We were talking about how muscle work and a student asked how do muscle relaxers work?

So I took sometime explaining it and ended with the line..

And this then relaxes your muscles and you end up walking around at a party saying "STELLA"!!!

Learned all of that in cell bio last semester. Actin/myosin filaments. Connexons, gap junctions. *vomit*
 
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