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aww had to modify, wouldn't make it thru the mods...bummer
 
LogGrad98 said:
Good on ya.

I was just making a general observation by the way. No way in hell any guy would mind motor-boating something on an epic scale.

Speaking of which:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_nJW3r7wKg
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Wow.. how is that different to going to a strip club?



Using the 'donations' as an excuse is disgraceful.
 
Right on Serp. A fan of big ones myself. When Mrs. Stoked was preggo she had to special order.
 
Mrs. Trout has all of you beat, and it ain't even close. DD's? Knee grow please. We are in the F's, yo.
 
Depends on where the third boob was.
 
moevillini said:
I was thinking three pretty much in a row.

Where would you like it to be?
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I have cats, dogs, and cows and I observe the goings on around the farm. Being of a philosophical mind perhaps outta necessity, I note that males of those mammalian species have no special interests in boobs. And the location seems to be for the convenience of the sucklings.

However, in my misadventures trying to discuss ideas with women, it occurs to me that our species would not propagate without some special aids designed by God to alter moods in the women and focus the attention of the men. Oxytocin is the mother drug that makes it all possible, and the boobs can keep a man from talking for a few minutes.

We owe God a great debt of gratitude because a woman's breasts create the magic.
 
QuinSnydersHair said:
No way. How the hell would I be able to *****-**** a chick then?
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Since this is all hypothetical, maybe you could have two dicks and really utilize the triple *******.

I just blew your mind amirite?
 
fishonjazz said:
Since this is all hypothetical, maybe you could have two dicks and really utilize the triple *******.

I just blew your mind amirite?
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Depends on where the second dick would be...
 
moevillini said:
I was thinking three pretty much in a row.

Where would you like it to be?
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Three right on top of the head might be cool. Then you could have a place in the middle to hold your beer/nachos while she was visiting Neil and Bob. If they were pierced, you could even link them with a chain to help hold more stuff up there.
 
I always thought it would be great to have a second pair on her back exactly opposite of the regular pair.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Depends on where the second dick would be...
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If we're talking about fish, I'd say in his *** or his mouth.








*Sure, it was an underhand lob, but the forever 15 year old in me couldn't resist.






**No, there isn't a real 15 year old in me. That is against the law.
 
E.J. Wells said:
If we're talking about fish, I'd say in his *** or his mouth.








*Sure, it was an underhand lob, but the forever 15 year old in me couldn't resist.






**No, there isn't a real 15 year old in me. That is against the law.
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I don't know about that. Some horses probably live for 15 years.
 
freakazoid said:
Three right on top of the head might be cool. Then you could have a place in the middle to hold your beer/nachos while she was visiting Neil and Bob. If they were pierced, you could even link them with a chain to help hold more stuff up there.
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To attach a bottle opener?
 
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