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LogGrad98 said:
I had lunch with a girl I was fairly serious with back in like 9th and 10th grade, but when we were about 36. It was eye-opening to be sure. I remember her being this sweet young thang, tight buns, blooming boobs, fit and athletic (we both were on varsity squads in 9th grade, she was a 3 sport athlete at one point). At 36 she had changed DRAMATICALLY. Started smoking at 17 so she looked maybe 10 years older than 36. Had 4 or 5 kids and hadn't kept up on any sport, and it showed. Her boobs never really did come in, and it wasn't attractive as she was at that point about a 3.5 on that scale posted earlier. She kept saying how much she wished we had kept in touch, and it made me very uncomfortable. She probably wouldn't feel that way now that I have gone off the deep end of the BMI pool, but at that time I was in my 5th or 6th year of serious krav, something like that, and I could nearly dunk it if I just had longer fingers and could truly palm the ball. Size 36 waist, could squeeze into a 34 if I had to, 6'1" ish, so I think I was not too bad looking all things considered. It was a very weird lunch and I have never seen or spoken to her since. My how time changes things, doesn't it?

That said, I had an eastern european Goddess come to my door on Saturday, selling some kids book series or something to help her get through some dept of workforce services training program. She was from Estonia, and the scandinavian mix was showing big time. She was maybe 5'9" or just a little taller, thin and thick in all the right places, maybe 130 lbs, easy C cup with the booty to match, wearing short shorts and a top that was just short enough to show off her almost-a-6-pack flat belly, blonde, perky little nose, eminently kissable lips, and large deep crystal green eyes you could just sink into. She had a silvery laugh and moved like an angel. And smelled intoxicating. I had to get a grip and remind myself she was about the same age as my son who just had our first grandchild, oh and remind myself to make sure my mouth wasn't open the whole time I watched her spiel, probably the most interesting set of children's books I have ever seen presented, or maybe they were candles, or something. All I know is there was some kind of sign up sheet with orders...all from men in the neighborhood, nary a female name on the list. But man oh man if the opportunity presented itself if something happened to Mrs. Grad (as trout said), I would be on that like a BYU coed on a twinkie.
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I'm loving this perverted male instinct side of you.
 
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franklin said:
3 months in the gym and I could pass of as 26. No doubt I'd lie to the 21 year olds.
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Haha, I have a few grays coming in, and will be 39 in a week, but if I shave, I can pass for 28-30...my students said 26 this year but they were moran 7th graders so what do they know.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I had lunch with a girl I was fairly serious with back in like 9th and 10th grade, but when we were about 36. It was eye-opening to be sure. I remember her being this sweet young thang, tight buns, blooming boobs, fit and athletic (we both were on varsity squads in 9th grade, she was a 3 sport athlete at one point). At 36 she had changed DRAMATICALLY. Started smoking at 17 so she looked maybe 10 years older than 36. Had 4 or 5 kids and hadn't kept up on any sport, and it showed. Her boobs never really did come in, and it wasn't attractive as she was at that point about a 3.5 on that scale posted earlier. She kept saying how much she wished we had kept in touch, and it made me very uncomfortable. She probably wouldn't feel that way now that I have gone off the deep end of the BMI pool, but at that time I was in my 5th or 6th year of serious krav, something like that, and I could nearly dunk it if I just had longer fingers and could truly palm the ball. Size 36 waist, could squeeze into a 34 if I had to, 6'1" ish, so I think I was not too bad looking all things considered. It was a very weird lunch and I have never seen or spoken to her since. My how time changes things, doesn't it?

That said, I had an eastern european Goddess come to my door on Saturday, selling some kids book series or something to help her get through some dept of workforce services training program. She was from Estonia, and the scandinavian mix was showing big time. She was maybe 5'9" or just a little taller, thin and thick in all the right places, maybe 130 lbs, easy C cup with the booty to match, wearing short shorts and a top that was just short enough to show off her almost-a-6-pack flat belly, blonde, perky little nose, eminently kissable lips, and large deep crystal green eyes you could just sink into. She had a silvery laugh and moved like an angel. And smelled intoxicating. I had to get a grip and remind myself she was about the same age as my son who just had our first grandchild, oh and remind myself to make sure my mouth wasn't open the whole time I watched her spiel, probably the most interesting set of children's books I have ever seen presented, or maybe they were candles, or something. All I know is there was some kind of sign up sheet with orders...all from men in the neighborhood, nary a female name on the list. But man oh man if the opportunity presented itself if something happened to Mrs. Grad (as trout said), I would be on that like a BYU coed on a twinkie.
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I love you. How old are you? I ask because you said you mentioned a son and grandchild.
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Also boobs do sag over time?



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Do you know what the trick is to stave off the saggies? Not kidding...no bra. Wearing a bra all the time allows the supportive tissues to grow weaker and atrophe which accelerates and amplifies sagging. A woman should have plenty of time being bra-less to help keep the girls perky. But too much is no better then not enough. It should be a balanced thing. In our house the rule if thumb is that if we are going somewhere or doing something where pointy nippies would be inappropriate then wear the bra. Or if she just wants to for comfort like during colder weather, yard work or exercise. Otherwise the Mrs. is free-boobing it. And man does it make a difference in more ways than one. Heh.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Do you know what the trick is to stave off the saggies? Not kidding...no bra. Wearing a bra all the time allows the supportive tissues to grow weaker and atrophe which accelerates and amplifies sagging. A woman should have plenty of time being bra-less to help keep the girls perky. But too much is no better then not enough. It should be a balanced thing. In our house the rule if thumb is that if we are going somewhere or doing something where pointy nippies would be inappropriate then wear the bra. Or if she just wants to for comfort like during colder weather, yard work or exercise. Otherwise the Mrs. is free-boobing it. And man does it make a difference in more ways than one. Hehe.
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Wow thats cool what if your kids are at home though? No bra is appropriate?



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QuinSnydersHair said:
I love you. How old are you? I ask because you said you mentioned a son and grandchild.
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Aww.

I'm 44.

But I like the way George burns put it...you're only as old as the women you feel.

So I guess I'm 46.

Dammit!
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Wow thats cool what if your kids are at home though? No bra is appropriate?



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I said no bra not naked! Although when the kids aren't home that works too but then we don't get much done. :)

But we are card carrying mormons so she has an automatic extra later of clothes so it isn't so blatant, and she is into those under shirts that sick out the bottom of her shirt like a color accent thing so unless its seriously cold you can't really tell. Unless she runs, which I whole heartedly encourage. Oh yeah.

Told her she was my personal little milf. She had no clue what that was but said "aww that's sweet" anyway. Man I love her.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I said no bra not naked! Although when the kids aren't home that works too but then we don't get much done. :)

But we are card carrying mormons so she has an automatic extra later of clothes so it isn't so blatant, and she is into those under shirts that sick out the bottom of her shirt like a color accent thing so unless its seriously cold you can't really tell. Unless she runs, which I whole heartedly encourage. Oh yeah.

Told her she was my personal little milf. She had no clue what that was but said "aww that's sweet" anyway. Man I love her.
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Sounds like a keeper. I wished i was that lucky :)



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QuinSnydersHair said:
Haha. I know. I was just bustin'. Brains and a pure heart/good soul (whatever you want to call it) have always been the most important things for me...need someone to carry my ***.
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I feel ya bro. That's why we married up.
 
moevillini said:
So do brains
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Beat me to it.

Eye candy is always good. As is good conversation... but give me a laid back gal that is more likely to laugh than bitch.. and is a little adventurous in seeing the world, meeting other people from different cultures, and into trying new cuisine... that wants to live in the present rather than the past or future.
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Sounds like a keeper. I wished i was that lucky :)



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Thank nickkkkk. I thank my lucky stars every day. Just make sure you do your best to be a keeper yourself and you'll find one.

That said I have no ****ing clue how I got so lucky. Guess there is something to be said for deception...and chloroform.
 
LoL @ PKM lurking about liking posts...



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