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Am I the minority here that thinks it's great Kanter is gone? I do not understand how this site functions at all. Its like its opposite day every day.
 
Harold Ballz said:
Am I the minority here that thinks it's great Kanter is gone? I do not understand how this site functions at all. Its like its opposite day every day.
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You are definitely not in the minority on this opinion. What posts would make you think that? Pro-Kanter takes are an endangered species around these parts.
 
Kanter... where to start. Kanter was like going to Turkey and trying a lot of new foods. They are interesting, exciting plates. How intriguing! How exotic! At the time you think you might actually prefer it to other foods. This is 'fresher' than foods back at home.


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But it seems to leave this bizarre after taste. You don't think much of it. But a few hours later you return to your hotel. Sweating... You start to wonder why you would ever consider eating blood sausage and goat-oysters souffle. The pain starts to settle in... You don't even like curry, so what in the heck were you thinking eating that under-cooked meat dumpling with 7 foreign spices on it...

Then that old friend comes to visit. Good ol Mr. Hot and Soft himself! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump!


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And you feel relief. Better and wiser for the time being.

Now the best part. Your business colleague, a Mr. Oliver K. Cee, overhears your experience in a conversation. He likes the idea of foreign food. He doesn't mind the extra 'processing'. He thinks 'hot' and 'soft' are palatable perks. So, he trades you a box of tums, some German Chocolate, and a $200 gift card for an all you can eat FRENCH TOAST a-la-Gobert buffet for all of the hot and soft you can provide him with. You laugh as you walk away knowing the festering pate' is a 'negative' ***'et. But... you can't miss out on such a good deal.

Here's the kicker. Mr. O. K. Cee gets the same bug you had. He has a chance to get relief. But instead, he values the squirts enough to take a job in Turkish Sanitation Services on a 4 year contract. And best yet... he pays $70,000,000 + luxury tax for the opportunity!

And you move to Paris' to eat long, tall baguettes with plenty of cheese.

This has been a Wonderbra original. Thanks for watching! Bra out!
 
The Jazz Wonderbra said:
Kanter... where to start. Kanter was like going to Turkey and trying a lot of new foods. They are interesting, exciting plates. How intriguing! How exotic! At the time you think you might actually prefer it to other foods. This is 'fresher' than foods back at home.


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But it seems to leave this bizarre after taste. You don't think much of it. But a few hours later you return to your hotel. Sweating... You start to wonder why you would ever consider eating blood sausage and goat-oysters souffle. The pain starts to settle in... You don't even like curry, so what in the heck were you thinking eating that under-cooked meat dumpling with 7 foreign spices on it...

Then that old friend comes to visit. Good ol Mr. Hot and Soft himself! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump!


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And you feel relief. Better and wiser for the time being.

Now the best part. Your business colleague, a Mr. Oliver K. Cee, overhears your experience in a conversation. He likes the idea of foreign food. He doesn't mind the extra 'processing'. He thinks 'hot' and 'soft' are palatable perks. So, he trades you a box of tums, some German Chocolate, and a $200 gift card for an all you can eat FRENCH TOAST a-la-Gobert buffet for all of the hot and soft you can provide him with. You laugh as you walk away knowing the festering pate' is a 'negative' ***'et. But... you can't miss out on such a good deal.

Here's the kicker. Mr. O. K. Cee gets the same bug you had. He has a chance to get relief. But instead, he values the squirts enough to take a job in Turkish Sanitation Services on a 4 year contract. And best yet... he pays $70,000,000 + luxury tax for the opportunity!

And you move to Paris' to eat long, tall baguettes with plenty of cheese.

This has been a Wonderbra original. Thanks for watching! Bra out!
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One of the best posts of all time!
 
Harold Ballz is obviously an alt.

But it never gets old thinking about how fortunate the Jazz were that Gobert broke out last season. Well really, beginning with the 2014 World Cup. What if he had improved just a little and Lindsey felt like he had no choice but to match an offer for Enes?

I would have remained a Jazz fan regardless, but it's so much better looking forward to this team. Having Rudy instead of Enes hasn't just changed one position; it's changed the entire dynamics of the team.
 
fishonjazz said:
One of the best posts of all time!
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Yeah... I giggled the whole time I wrote it. Pretty much spot on. I have plenty of experience in Intl travel and it all came home to me.

I only wish that I could figure out how to make my pics full size. For some reason, they always load small.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
You apparently enjoy looking into someone else's toilet a lot more than I do.
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For myself, one picture didn't ruin the overall greatness of the post. I didn't enjoy that picture but I can see why he put in there due to the content of the post
 
PS. Don't google image any of the following without 'safe search' on.

'Kanter Fresh Hot and Soft Toilet'
'Mierda en el inodoro a la Kanter'
'Hot dumps Kanter'
 
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