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Thee jazz fan said:
Your blowing good natured ribbing out of proportion. I'm sure PKM is not as weak minded as you think.
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We'll see about that.

Last thing we need is some GMs coming to our forum and reading about a potential trade deal with Jazz on a thread titled: "PKM INSIDE INFO", and then calling the team we were going to deal with and giving them a better offer.
 
Enes CanTear You Apart said:
Haha sure, btw my *** is harder than your drunk dicky...
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In that case, I'm more interested in discussing this part of it:

To begin, you must first be able to find your PC muscle. You can do this during urination. Once your flow begins, try to stop it completely. The muscle that you feel tightening is the PC muscle. If you don’t get it, you may try inserting a finger (use lubrication) into the **** and try to “grip” your finger. If you are able to do that, you’ve found the right muscle.
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WTF? I've been limiting my Sean William Scott "grippings" to once per week because I thought it wasn't good for me. A certain masseuse is about to get rich.
 
PKM is not no nba insider so why do yall treat him like he is. Probally has a paid espn account and cruises internet all day for rumors. You to can be a "Insider" with this formula
 
YEAH! I'm not no insider!!

I am what I am. I am not an insider, never labled myself as such. I know a lot of people that are good friends and tend to get info long before others. Take it with a grain of salt, if you will, I usually do.
 
PKM said:
Sorry Verlin, I'm afraid it's pretty much a waste to search for my posts .. I don't have much at all .. and nothing new with the Jazz specifically.

Only thing I've really shared the last couple days is that HOU has offered #14, 16, and Patterson to SAC for their #5 .. and they've also offered (the same thing, I think) to TOR for their #8.
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Houston is retarded. I would take that deal in a heartbeat
 
I wish the jazz had the 8th pick I would do that Houston trade in a heartbeat. The talent in this draft is not that much different from 8 to 14, 16
 
Things that PKM 'rumbles' about

1) Incompetence (good to see Cyrone already covering that) causing him to possess the sex drive of a tomato
2) Wrinkles
3) Grey hair
4) How heavy Depends feel once you've soiled them
5) being forced to eat oatmeal that hasn't been ground fine enough
6) The writing on his bingo card is too fine
7) The buttons on his telephone are too small
8) Young people
9) Teenagers
10) His jealousy of the D-Mon's swag
11) Varicose Veins
12) Male Menopause
 
Favors Flave said:
So you want to know about PKM's sex life??
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Already know.
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dalamon said:
Things that PKM 'rumbles' about

1) Incompetence (good to see Cyrone already covering that) causing him to possess the sex drive of a tomato
2) Wrinkles
3) Grey hair
4) How heavy Depends feel once you've soiled them
5) being forced to eat oatmeal that hasn't been ground fine enough
6) The writing on his bingo card is too fine
7) The buttons on his telephone are too small
8) Young people
9) Teenagers
10) His jealousy of the D-Mon's swag
11) Varicose Veins
12) Male Menopause
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Doltman's mumblings;

1) driving 2,000 miles for a date .. just to get stood up
2) thankful for parents house, so his entire paycheck can be blown on hair gel
3) jealous that his guitar pick is larger than his dick
4) voice beginning to crack
5) Weekly Wednesday date nights, with 'Ms. Sock'
6) Perplexed over favorite animal .. camel or goat
7) makes Jeremy Evans look like a world-class body builder
8) closet Laker fan
9) went to a nude beach and was accused of wearing camoflauge
10) still has a bedtime
11) skinny jorts
12) eyebrows little kids mistake as baby squirrels
 
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