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PKM rumblings thread (Sticky)

PKM said:
Doltman's mumblings;

1) driving 2,000 miles for a date .. just to get stood up
2) thankful for parents house, so his entire paycheck can be blown on hair gel
3) jealous that his guitar pick is larger than his dick
4) voice beginning to crack
5) Weekly Wednesday date nights, with 'Ms. Sock'
6) Perplexed over favorite animal .. camel or goat
7) makes Jeremy Evans look like a world-class body builder
8) closet Laker fan
9) went to a nude beach and was accused of wearing camoflauge
10) still has a bedtime
11) skinny jorts
12) eyebrows little kids mistake as baby squirrels
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I have to say PKM wins.
 
PKM said:
Doltman's mumblings;

1) driving 2,000 miles for a date .. just to get stood up
2) thankful for parents house, so his entire paycheck can be blown on hair gel
3) jealous that his guitar pick is larger than his dick
4) voice beginning to crack
5) Weekly Wednesday date nights, with 'Ms. Sock'
6) Perplexed over favorite animal .. camel or goat
7) makes Jeremy Evans look like a world-class body builder
8) closet Laker fan
9) went to a nude beach and was accused of wearing camoflauge
10) still has a bedtime
11) skinny jorts
12) eyebrows little kids mistake as baby squirrels
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D wins.

Edit: PKM is good at at some things but this, not so much. Should have hired somebody to make a better post.
 
Well if you're gonna think of a post for 24 hours before you make it, then i would hope that it's pretty damn good. Only intel I can gather from pictures of you is that your wardrobe completely consists of UK shirts and ill-fitting Jeans. In efforts to look young, it seems like PGayM has adopted the fashion-sense of a 12 year old.
 
dalamon said:
Well if you're gonna think of a post for 24 hours before you make it, then i would hope that it's pretty damn good. Only intel I can gather from pictures of you is that your wardrobe completely consists of UK shirts and ill-fitting Jeans. In efforts to look young, it seems like PGayM has adopted the fashion-sense of a 12 year old.
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Or he has so much money he doesn't care.
 
dalamon said:
Well if you're gonna think of a post for 24 hours before you make it, then i would hope that it's pretty damn good. Only intel I can gather from pictures of you is that your wardrobe completely consists of UK shirts and ill-fitting Jeans. In efforts to look young, it seems like PGayM has adopted the fashion-sense of a 12 year old.
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So your's, then?

Don't you worry about my fashion sense. I've got it.
Like has been advised to you before, by others, maybe you should take on some newbies or something, win some fights, work your way up, ya know?

I like you, kid, now run along and get some experience, brush up on your wit.

*pats you on the butt as you run along and stands back, arms folded, sparkle in my eye, in loving admiration for the man you will someday become .. and I was a great part of it.
 
PKM said:
So your's, then?
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See the pet-peeves thread in GD, page 3. This also gives me an idea for a thread.

Don't you worry about my fashion sense. I've got it.
Like has been advised to you before, by others, maybe you should take on some newbies or something, win some fights, work your way up, ya know?

I like you, kid, now run along and get some experience, brush up on your wit.

*pats you on the butt as you run along and stands back, arms folded, sparkle in my eye, in loving admiration for the man you will someday become .. and I was a great part of it.
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It's hard not to worry, when you see a grown-man go through great lengths to try and return to his days of youth.
I guess you've got the fashion settled now, next up:

-exotic Convertible, who's price is inversely proportional to the (current) length of your dick
-Just For Men Hair die, in effort to hide the horrors of hair-graying
-Rogaine
-Viagra
-True Religion Jeans, since "that's what the young kids wear these days"
-Jay-Z CD, since Cuz said that's what kids listen to these days as well
-John lobb shoes with a three inch heel, in efforts to stand taller than a height of 5'5".
 
dalamon said:
It's hard not to worry, when you see a grown-man go through great lengths to try and return to his days of youth.
I guess you've got the fashion settled now, next up:

-exotic Convertible, who's price is inversely proportional to the (current) length of your dick
-Just For Men Hair die, in effort to hide the horrors of hair-graying
-Rogaine
-Viagra
-True Religion Jeans, since "that's what the young kids wear these days"
-Jay-Z CD, since Cuz said that's what kids listen to these days as well
-John lobb shoes with a three inch heel, in efforts to stand taller than a height of 5'5".
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Appreciate your concern, son.

- Have already had 2 Ferraris and a custom Viper .. so ya got me there. No longer into sports cars though, now I'm into go anywhere desert vehicles, mostly.
- Never died my hair, ever .. and never will. Went grey around 23 years old, though ... so there's that.
- See above.
- Never tried Viagra but definitely plan to at some point (can you buy it OTC?)
- I'm familiar with True Religion (see them at Buckle when I take my 13 year old boy in there for their god-awful shirts.
- No Jay-Z, but yeah, used to back in the day.
- I don't wear high heels, but I do bend them over.

Okay, I showed mercy in this one and just poked fun at myself .. took the high-road .. it's what dad's must sometimes do in order to teach.
 
dalamon said:
-exotic Convertible, who's price is inversely proportional to the (current) length of your dick
-Just For Men Hair die, in effort to hide the horrors of hair-graying
-Rogaine
-Viagra
-True Religion Jeans, since "that's what the young kids wear these days"
-Jay-Z CD, since Cuz said that's what kids listen to these days as well
-John lobb shoes with a three inch heel, in efforts to stand taller than a height of 5'5".
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So he's Kim Jung Il?
 
Well, I just got buried. Would have much preferred a return of insults (as I'm sure you knew)
 
dalamon said:
Well, I just got buried. Would have much preferred a return of insults (as I'm sure you knew)
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In fairness to you Dalamon, you're not exactly picking a fair fight on this board. You have to try to insult me for being a 40 year old dude with a hot younger wife, money, and a hobby that consists of rubbing elbows with the who's who of sports. Sure, there's some material there, as you've attempted to point out .. but look at the material (that is you) that you've so graciously laid at my feet. It's just not fair, I admit.
 
The only target we have to make fun of PKM is that he leads a sad existence of a 24/7 middle age crisis.


And he looks like a chubby dude.
 
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