Poll - Where does Kawhi Go?

[framer]

Seriously, if Kawaii were choosing between the Raptors and the Clippers this would receive one tenth of the scrutiny. Makes me wonder if that is indeed the choice and the Lakers were added for the notoriety.

 

[infection]

Dudley?elmer ****ing fudd?

This is funny. I had to google to see if this was a thing.

Glorious.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

"Kawhi," said his agent. "Masai and Pelinka have each offered a pig for your contract. It doesn't matter to me. A pig is a pig. So I will let you make the choice. Whom do you wish to join?"

Kawhi looked confused. "You want me to decide?"

"That's right, my payday," said his uncle.

"Gee, I don't know," said Kawhi. "Which pig weighs more?"

"They both weigh the same," said Dennis.

"Golly," said Kawhi, "I guess I choose Raptors – No, Lakers. No, Toronto. No. L.A. Oh, I know! I'll think of a number between one and ten. I'll join whoever guesses the closest number. Okay, I'm ready."

 

[infection]

 

[Deleted member 95]

Lol

 

[infection]

Isn’t there something about how after July 6 the Lakers can’t offer a full max? Is that true, and if so, when is the date, meaning would July 6 be the last day?

 

[Miggs]

I’ll lmfao if he goes to the Clips and waited til after July 6th to screw with the Lakers cap/fa.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

July 6 (tomorrow) is the day the trades are made official with the league. The Pels trade with AD, and Atlanta involved, would need to go through soon. If Kawhi doesn't sign before, then it affects the Lakers' cap space, since Davis will be on the books before Kawhi signs. The Lakers cap space would be in the $27M range, after AD waives his trade kicker.

 

[JazzGal]

You might be the only person in the world who feels bad for Toronto right now. Grats.

I know it's weird to feel sorry for a fanbase that just won the NBA title, but I kinda do.

See, I'm not the only one.

 

[SCS]

Scratch Cris Carter off the list of "accurate" sources.

I still trust Jalen Rose the most out of any of these people with supposed knowledge of what Kawhi will do. He's never changed his stance on anything.

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

Kawhi is straight strangling the Lakeshow like a cold-veined assassin.

 

[infection]

Scratch Cris Carter off the list of "accurate" sources.

I still trust Jalen Rose the most out of any of these people with supposed knowledge of what Kawhi will do. He's never changed his stance on anything.

Yeah, I don’t even know WTF Cris Carter is, but the amount of wind coming out of his *** the past 48 hours makes me think his primary goal is relevance.