Props to Archibald Moses

[TroutBum]

i wanted to go to a mma/grappling class but they kicked me out because i didn't have an affliction t-shirt. i ended up doing bikram yoga which is a much better workout, and a lot tougher than rolling around on a mat.

False. I do yoga five days a week, and have been for about three years; it is NOTHING compared to a five minute round of grappling.

So when you guys realize that you're about to be knocked out of one of these tourneys, do ever throw in a pinch at the end for good measure?

Negative. There are sneaky ways to legally inflict pain that are pretty much off limits, and unless the guy you're competing against a complete dick fart, you just don't do them. (like opening someones guard by crushing their nuts with your knee -- and keeping it there instead of passing the guard)

There is no tougher workout than wrestling... no standing around or hopping or whatever... straight all out 100% for as long as you're going.

Pretty much this.

I like WWE tho.

Totally shocked by this. Seriously, shocked.

 

[UGLI baby]

I order the Royal Rumble PPV every year.


£¥£

 

[fishonjazz]

I order the Royal Rumble PPV every year.


£¥£

I want in on dat gamblin swoon next royal rumble..... come on uggs you know im good for it

 

[bigb]

I want in on dat gamblin swoon next royal rumble..... come on uggs you know im good for it

Don't do it doe, it's fixed. UGLI always wins.

 

[TroutBum]

Don't do it doe, it's fixed. UGLI always wins.

UGLI is fixed? So there IS hope for humanity!

 

[babe]

UGLI is fixed? So there IS hope for humanity!

Your grappling for hope, bro.

Seriously, I thought the retort about not reading past "elite grappler" was funny. Sorta like a beauty queen in the mud catfights. The "elites" I talk about, whine about, and fuss about one way or another consider this sort of behavior distractiningly amusing, worthy of a pause while swilling some expensive wine, or gossipping with the "peers" who can afford a seat next to you. We trailertrash sorts are expendable, if not downright annoying in general. Why not let us "grapple" with the lions, or with our healthcare taxes, insurance premiums, penalties, and co-pays, or the price of "green" electricity, or everything else that will be impacted by the economics of "carbon credits".

 

[TroutBum]

Thanks for your contributions, babe. On topic and compelling.

Fwiw, higher insurance premiums mean a bigger paycheck for me; don't care.
Green energy is twenty years behind because fools like you have buried research in favor of the oil industry.