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Pre Game
I don’t like the purple floor tonight!
Blazers will win this game for sure
Utah's 28th ranked defense vs our 30th ranked offense. Who will win? And now without Kessler? We have a chance to look pretty good tonight!
1st Half
This team looks so ready! Thank you Chauncey
We have no 3 point threat!
I actually don't mind the two-tone purple court tbh
My eyyyyeessss
Did Prince design this court ?
I still hate it but the purple hurts my eyes less than our red
Markenen is such a fun story. Love when dudes pop later in their careers.
I feel carsick from this friggin floor
Idc what people say. These courts have been awesome
I can’t be the only one who thinks this court is ****ing awesome.
This court has me craving blueberry yogurt...
I think you can have unique courts etc for the tournament but this is gross. Maybe play with a white ball instead or something.
I always like watching Jordan Clarkson
They are throwing one hell of an opening punch, how will we respond?
Not a single foul by the Jazz, huh??
Making Clarkson look like prime MJ right now
Utah treating this like a playoff game Portland treating it like is ymca ball
Jazz on pace for 24 offensive rebounds.
Blazers were 89 seconds from going 4 straight quarters without a shooting foil
Has to be some kind of record.
We can't get a single defensive rebound when Ayton is on the bench
Feels like we’re down by 25 right now with the rebounding and turnovers
Turnover after turnover from the worst team in the league on forcing them
we make the jazz look like the globetrotters
So far a Blazer turnover has equaled 2 or 3 Jazz points every time
DeAndre is kind of cooking tonight.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO PASS TO SHARPE ON A FAST BREAK HOLY ****
Is it possible to cut a player during a game
**** Colin Sexton, all my homies hate Colin Sexton.
Ah yes, THT. It's tough for a team to move from the Oldest (looking) point guard to the one of the Youngest.
Just tuned in and omg why don't they ****ing contrast the jerseys and the court I hate it
2nd Half
Good news, the Jazz will surely commit 15 turnovers next half to hit their season average.
Billups sucks as a coach. He has no emotion on sidelines, has no concept of offense, and cannot motivate. The fact we chose him over Becky Hammond is pathetic. She's a winner, learning the ropes under Pop....
13 points in 12 minutes of the 4th quarter and FOUR missed free throws! SHOCKING PREFORMANCE
Question : Why are we shooting 3s when we had them in the penalty for the last 8 minutes of the game? Only score 13 points in the 4th we should’ve had 20 points from free throws alone, if we would’ve drove to the hoop.
Do the blazers know we should be trying to win this game?
Pass it to the most athletic guy in the league on the fast break? Nah let's get a charge
Shae is gonna fart in somebody’s hair one of these days
Was the plan to meltdown out of the timeout?
as soon as we gain the ability to shoot the basketball, its over for you hoes
Now would be a perfect time for those Jazz turnovers to happen
This stream is more scrambled than Cinemax in the 90s
Jazz have no answer for DA. Keep feeding him.
Feels like we’re so close yet so far. Hate constantly getting it back to a 4 pt deficit only for it to double within seconds
Canadian Jesus walking on air.
Jazz fans having any rhythm, level: impossible.
i already forgot how winning feels like
Clarkson never misses vs us
The Jazz dance cam is tragic
Running lead on a fast break for the Blazers must feel like being one of the last 3 players alive in Warzone, because the only time I see so many ****** split-second decisions is when I’m one of those final 3 players.
Might have a worse 4th quarter than the Suns just had smh
Jordan Clarkson is a bonafide Blazer killer
Colin Sexton played well tonight too. He's good.
Seriously who in Clarkson’s pet history did the blazers run over? Man loves to kick our ***
14-0 4th quarter run. The Chauncey special.
CANNOT have miscommunications guarding Clarkson
How do we look worse after a timeout wtf
the ball might actually be an armadillo doing the bidding of the utah jazz
Jazz keep making winning plays. We look best when the ball moves and we move off ball
Do the Mormon Wiggle
Keep stepping on our own dicks with these turnovers, kill any momentum as soon as we get close
Ayton must have ate that shaqaroni pizza with his greasy fingers
Just tuned in. We suck huh? How many more years of this? 2...3?
Shaedon has played 36 of a possible 39 minutes so far. Is Chauncey intentionally trying to run him into the ****ing dirt? 5th game in a row he'll play insane minutes.
Utah made a lot of tough shots that quarter. They got lucky.
That may just be the worst 4th quarter I've ever watched.
Last 8:13 we didn’t make a field goal.
Our shooting down the stretch was comically bad
And the last 8 mins of the game we played extremely out of control. We kept giving them chances when they were begging for us to take the game from them lol
Just gonna erase the last 7 minutes of the game from my memory. Was really nice to see us get Ayton the ball finally. Lets keep doing that, he had a great game. Also.. Shaedon is ****ing gassed.
That was the was quarter of basketball ever played at any level.
Post-Game
For christmas i want one good 3pt shooter
leave everyone in salt lake
Jesus wtf was that 4th
5 points in the last 11 minutes, fire that bald MF tonight.
If the Blazers didn’t have a 4TH quarter we would win
What a terrible night to have eyes.
Decent point differential for the Jazz after the two "easy" games. They could end up being #1 or #2 in the group if either of the Lakers or Suns falter.
I don’t like the purple floor tonight!
Blazers will win this game for sure
Utah's 28th ranked defense vs our 30th ranked offense. Who will win? And now without Kessler? We have a chance to look pretty good tonight!
1st Half
This team looks so ready! Thank you Chauncey
We have no 3 point threat!
I actually don't mind the two-tone purple court tbh
My eyyyyeessss
Did Prince design this court ?
I still hate it but the purple hurts my eyes less than our red
Markenen is such a fun story. Love when dudes pop later in their careers.
I feel carsick from this friggin floor
Idc what people say. These courts have been awesome
I can’t be the only one who thinks this court is ****ing awesome.
This court has me craving blueberry yogurt...
I think you can have unique courts etc for the tournament but this is gross. Maybe play with a white ball instead or something.
I always like watching Jordan Clarkson
They are throwing one hell of an opening punch, how will we respond?
Not a single foul by the Jazz, huh??
Making Clarkson look like prime MJ right now
Utah treating this like a playoff game Portland treating it like is ymca ball
Jazz on pace for 24 offensive rebounds.
Blazers were 89 seconds from going 4 straight quarters without a shooting foil
Has to be some kind of record.
We can't get a single defensive rebound when Ayton is on the bench
Feels like we’re down by 25 right now with the rebounding and turnovers
Turnover after turnover from the worst team in the league on forcing them
we make the jazz look like the globetrotters
So far a Blazer turnover has equaled 2 or 3 Jazz points every time
DeAndre is kind of cooking tonight.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO PASS TO SHARPE ON A FAST BREAK HOLY ****
Is it possible to cut a player during a game
**** Colin Sexton, all my homies hate Colin Sexton.
Ah yes, THT. It's tough for a team to move from the Oldest (looking) point guard to the one of the Youngest.
Just tuned in and omg why don't they ****ing contrast the jerseys and the court I hate it
2nd Half
Good news, the Jazz will surely commit 15 turnovers next half to hit their season average.
Billups sucks as a coach. He has no emotion on sidelines, has no concept of offense, and cannot motivate. The fact we chose him over Becky Hammond is pathetic. She's a winner, learning the ropes under Pop....
13 points in 12 minutes of the 4th quarter and FOUR missed free throws! SHOCKING PREFORMANCE
Question : Why are we shooting 3s when we had them in the penalty for the last 8 minutes of the game? Only score 13 points in the 4th we should’ve had 20 points from free throws alone, if we would’ve drove to the hoop.
Do the blazers know we should be trying to win this game?
Pass it to the most athletic guy in the league on the fast break? Nah let's get a charge
Shae is gonna fart in somebody’s hair one of these days
Was the plan to meltdown out of the timeout?
as soon as we gain the ability to shoot the basketball, its over for you hoes
Now would be a perfect time for those Jazz turnovers to happen
This stream is more scrambled than Cinemax in the 90s
Jazz have no answer for DA. Keep feeding him.
Feels like we’re so close yet so far. Hate constantly getting it back to a 4 pt deficit only for it to double within seconds
Canadian Jesus walking on air.
Jazz fans having any rhythm, level: impossible.
i already forgot how winning feels like
Clarkson never misses vs us
The Jazz dance cam is tragic
Running lead on a fast break for the Blazers must feel like being one of the last 3 players alive in Warzone, because the only time I see so many ****** split-second decisions is when I’m one of those final 3 players.
Might have a worse 4th quarter than the Suns just had smh
Jordan Clarkson is a bonafide Blazer killer
Colin Sexton played well tonight too. He's good.
Seriously who in Clarkson’s pet history did the blazers run over? Man loves to kick our ***
14-0 4th quarter run. The Chauncey special.
CANNOT have miscommunications guarding Clarkson
How do we look worse after a timeout wtf
the ball might actually be an armadillo doing the bidding of the utah jazz
Jazz keep making winning plays. We look best when the ball moves and we move off ball
Do the Mormon Wiggle
Keep stepping on our own dicks with these turnovers, kill any momentum as soon as we get close
Ayton must have ate that shaqaroni pizza with his greasy fingers
Just tuned in. We suck huh? How many more years of this? 2...3?
Shaedon has played 36 of a possible 39 minutes so far. Is Chauncey intentionally trying to run him into the ****ing dirt? 5th game in a row he'll play insane minutes.
Utah made a lot of tough shots that quarter. They got lucky.
That may just be the worst 4th quarter I've ever watched.
Last 8:13 we didn’t make a field goal.
Our shooting down the stretch was comically bad
And the last 8 mins of the game we played extremely out of control. We kept giving them chances when they were begging for us to take the game from them lol
Just gonna erase the last 7 minutes of the game from my memory. Was really nice to see us get Ayton the ball finally. Lets keep doing that, he had a great game. Also.. Shaedon is ****ing gassed.
That was the was quarter of basketball ever played at any level.
Post-Game
For christmas i want one good 3pt shooter
leave everyone in salt lake
Jesus wtf was that 4th
5 points in the last 11 minutes, fire that bald MF tonight.
If the Blazers didn’t have a 4TH quarter we would win
What a terrible night to have eyes.
Decent point differential for the Jazz after the two "easy" games. They could end up being #1 or #2 in the group if either of the Lakers or Suns falter.
