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Pre Game



I don’t like the purple floor tonight!



Blazers will win this game for sure



Utah's 28th ranked defense vs our 30th ranked offense. Who will win? And now without Kessler? We have a chance to look pretty good tonight!





1st Half



This team looks so ready! Thank you Chauncey



We have no 3 point threat!



I actually don't mind the two-tone purple court tbh



My eyyyyeessss



Did Prince design this court ?



I still hate it but the purple hurts my eyes less than our red



Markenen is such a fun story. Love when dudes pop later in their careers.



I feel carsick from this friggin floor



Idc what people say. These courts have been awesome



I can’t be the only one who thinks this court is ****ing awesome.



This court has me craving blueberry yogurt...



I think you can have unique courts etc for the tournament but this is gross. Maybe play with a white ball instead or something.



I always like watching Jordan Clarkson



They are throwing one hell of an opening punch, how will we respond?



Not a single foul by the Jazz, huh??



Making Clarkson look like prime MJ right now



Utah treating this like a playoff game Portland treating it like is ymca ball



Jazz on pace for 24 offensive rebounds.



Blazers were 89 seconds from going 4 straight quarters without a shooting foil

Has to be some kind of record.



We can't get a single defensive rebound when Ayton is on the bench



Feels like we’re down by 25 right now with the rebounding and turnovers



Turnover after turnover from the worst team in the league on forcing them



we make the jazz look like the globetrotters



So far a Blazer turnover has equaled 2 or 3 Jazz points every time



DeAndre is kind of cooking tonight.



WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO PASS TO SHARPE ON A FAST BREAK HOLY ****



Is it possible to cut a player during a game



**** Colin Sexton, all my homies hate Colin Sexton.



Ah yes, THT. It's tough for a team to move from the Oldest (looking) point guard to the one of the Youngest.



Just tuned in and omg why don't they ****ing contrast the jerseys and the court I hate it



2nd Half



Good news, the Jazz will surely commit 15 turnovers next half to hit their season average.



Billups sucks as a coach. He has no emotion on sidelines, has no concept of offense, and cannot motivate. The fact we chose him over Becky Hammond is pathetic. She's a winner, learning the ropes under Pop....



13 points in 12 minutes of the 4th quarter and FOUR missed free throws! SHOCKING PREFORMANCE



Question : Why are we shooting 3s when we had them in the penalty for the last 8 minutes of the game? Only score 13 points in the 4th we should’ve had 20 points from free throws alone, if we would’ve drove to the hoop.



Do the blazers know we should be trying to win this game?



Pass it to the most athletic guy in the league on the fast break? Nah let's get a charge



Shae is gonna fart in somebody’s hair one of these days



Was the plan to meltdown out of the timeout?



as soon as we gain the ability to shoot the basketball, its over for you hoes



Now would be a perfect time for those Jazz turnovers to happen



This stream is more scrambled than Cinemax in the 90s



Jazz have no answer for DA. Keep feeding him.



Feels like we’re so close yet so far. Hate constantly getting it back to a 4 pt deficit only for it to double within seconds



Canadian Jesus walking on air.



Jazz fans having any rhythm, level: impossible.



i already forgot how winning feels like



Clarkson never misses vs us



The Jazz dance cam is tragic



Running lead on a fast break for the Blazers must feel like being one of the last 3 players alive in Warzone, because the only time I see so many ****** split-second decisions is when I’m one of those final 3 players.



Might have a worse 4th quarter than the Suns just had smh



Jordan Clarkson is a bonafide Blazer killer



Colin Sexton played well tonight too. He's good.



Seriously who in Clarkson’s pet history did the blazers run over? Man loves to kick our ***



14-0 4th quarter run. The Chauncey special.



CANNOT have miscommunications guarding Clarkson



How do we look worse after a timeout wtf



the ball might actually be an armadillo doing the bidding of the utah jazz



Jazz keep making winning plays. We look best when the ball moves and we move off ball



Do the Mormon Wiggle



Keep stepping on our own dicks with these turnovers, kill any momentum as soon as we get close



Ayton must have ate that shaqaroni pizza with his greasy fingers



Just tuned in. We suck huh? How many more years of this? 2...3?



Shaedon has played 36 of a possible 39 minutes so far. Is Chauncey intentionally trying to run him into the ****ing dirt? 5th game in a row he'll play insane minutes.



Utah made a lot of tough shots that quarter. They got lucky.



That may just be the worst 4th quarter I've ever watched.

Last 8:13 we didn’t make a field goal.



Our shooting down the stretch was comically bad

And the last 8 mins of the game we played extremely out of control. We kept giving them chances when they were begging for us to take the game from them lol



Just gonna erase the last 7 minutes of the game from my memory. Was really nice to see us get Ayton the ball finally. Lets keep doing that, he had a great game. Also.. Shaedon is ****ing gassed.



That was the was quarter of basketball ever played at any level.





Post-Game



For christmas i want one good 3pt shooter



leave everyone in salt lake



Jesus wtf was that 4th



5 points in the last 11 minutes, fire that bald MF tonight.



If the Blazers didn’t have a 4TH quarter we would win



What a terrible night to have eyes.



Decent point differential for the Jazz after the two "easy" games. They could end up being #1 or #2 in the group if either of the Lakers or Suns falter.
 
Billups sucks as a coach. He has no emotion on sidelines, has no concept of offense, and cannot motivate. The fact we chose him over Becky Hammond is pathetic. She's a winner, learning the ropes under Pop....

Question : Why are we shooting 3s when we had them in the penalty for the last 8 minutes of the game? Only score 13 points in the 4th we should’ve had 20 points from free throws alone, if we would’ve drove to the hoop.
Gotta wonder how good they might be if they went with Becky Hammond over Billups. Back to back Championships with a WNBA team that’s only been in Vegas since 2018, yeah that’s decent.
 
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