Quotes from Grizzlies' forums after gane 5-"47 point first quarter my god"

[colton]

“Grandpapa, what was London like during the blitz?”

“Remember the first quarter of Grizz-Jazz game 5?”

“Yes, grandpapa.”

“It was slightly less bad than that.”

A+

 

[colton]

Best set of quotes this season. Great way to start the day!

 

[jazzfan1971]

Best laugh I've had in forever. Thanks so much for putting this up.

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

Really not a good sign when Grizzly fans are pleading for mercy, “first series, cut us some slack”!

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Grizzlies in 7 bet the house, the dog and your soul on it!! We got thi

Welcome to hell you poor homeless, petless bastard!

this can’t even be blamed on the grizz. there is no way to defend this bs

And this is what we're counting on.

 

[KM32MVP]

“Had to hit those dank utah clubs. I hear they show some ankle there and read you little house on the prarie.”

“Can the jazz make like Rudy’s home country and surrender”


not gonna lie, ending the 1st half comments with those is equivalent to Mitchell’s buzzer beating 3.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Thanks JA!!

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

0 FTs at halftime?!?! Is that forreal? Obviously doesn’t matter at all but the nba really is a joke

The NBA is a joke because the jazz played sound foul-less ball? Hmmmm

Show me a clip where a shooting foul occurred that should have been called. They got 0 FTs because they haven’t driven and drawn a foul.

There are smart well adjusted fans in Memphis.

The fact that an NBA team can go a whole half without attempting a free throw is criminal!!!!!

But not many I guess

Literally all they can do is shoot 3s. Pathetic team

You do realize the jazz had 60 points to the griz 52, right, but you’re right, all the jazz do is shoot threes, idiot!!

they turned up the 2k sliders to 100

ROTFL. This brings back fond childhood memories. Lol

i am going to insert a bullet into my spinal cord manually if we turn the ball over on the fast break one more time

Quick!! What’s the # for 9-1-1?

The team never quit, they just didn’t have it. Honestly, Jordan’s Bulls weren’t beating the Jazz on this night. Despite a disappointing close to the season, this team was far from a disappointment and would deserve a standing ovation from the Forum were this loss at home.

I’m probably the biggest 90’s homer here, and all of those 90’s jazz teams would’ve been slaughtered by last nights team.

Mike getting a ring is the only good outcome for me moving forward so go Jazz I guess.

Ok, I’m feeling charitable, I guess I can do that.

Speaking of Grizzlies, whatever happened to the Jazz bear? lolI feel sorry for anyone who took this advice. Losing your dog is heartbreaking.

I don’t think any team has used mascots since Covid. I’m guessing Bear will be back next year, I mean I haven’t been to any games since before Covid, maybe I’m wrong.

 

[DasJazz]

“sad grizzly noises”

This killed me.

By far my favorite one!

 

[gomretat]

You learn a lot about the basketball IQ of fans when you read the quotes that JazzAvenues puts together after wins. I have to say that my view of Grizzly fans has gone steadily down. So many comments that show no knowledge of the game, almost as bad as the Rockets fans. Makes me want to play more games against the Spurs. Thanks again to JazzAvenues for always coming through.