Quotes from Heat forums-"oh my god i wanna cut my d*** off watching this"

[TheTrippleThreat]

I was worried about tonight after the Jazz put out so much effort last night against the Bucks. It showed too. I think our there's were off because off tires legs. We have so many talented offensive options though that it seems impossible to keep them down. Both Gainnis and Butler looked completely drained by the end of the third over these last two nights. Jazz are legit.

 

[fishonjazz]

Lol at the headline quote

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[fishonjazz]

“Bozack Bojangles and Joe Pringles are gonna pop and not stop tonight. Whistling buttholes after they are done with us. Like the sound coming from a seashell.”...

love me some poetry...

Good Lord that paints a vivid picture. Too vivid

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[fishonjazz]

Too bad. He missed out on a great 3rd half.

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[fishonjazz]

I was worried about tonight after the Jazz put out so much effort last night against the Bucks. It showed too. I think our there's were off because off tires legs. We have so many talented offensive options though that it seems impossible to keep them down. Both Gainnis and Butler looked completely drained by the end of the third over these last two nights. Jazz are legit.

I thought the jazz looked tired too. Except for Rudy. I don't think Rudy gets tired

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[str8line]

Awesome quotes. Thank you JA, that was amazing.






I've seen a lot of people trying to suggest the Jazz depend on the 3 and they would crumble any night where the 3 stops falling. Games like this demonstrate that the Jazz are much more of a complete package than many like to admit.



Rudy gobert is so good man is dominating on the defensive side like I haven't seen in a long time




Proof the jazz can play contending basketball without the 3pt shooting hot streak



How the **** is Utah so good even without Conley?



Jazz dominate the Heat on a back to back despite bad 3 point shooting and no Conley.



Gobert was good before obviously but he's taken another leap it's just so hard to play inside when he's there



Rudy legitimately has to be the most underrated player in the league and by a mile.

 

[ekimebirt]

"Bozack Bojangles and Joe Pringles are gonna pop and not stop tonight." I love Joe Pringles. Fits in so well with the CPA, Math Teacher, Plumber theme.

 

[Ellipse]

I thought the jazz looked tired too. Except for Rudy. I don't think Rudy gets tired

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This year, I've noticed Rudy running on the fast break; is this a new part of his game or was I slow to pick up on it?

 

[JimLes]

Do we know if this Heat fan ended up self-castrating or not?

 

[Ellipse]

Do we know if this Heat fan ended up self-castrating or not?

I'd rather not know.

 

[JazzFever]

Basketball is a simple game. 10 men run around the court putting the ball through the hoop back and fourth and after 48 minutes, the Jazz win.

That is just chef's kiss perfect. I had a tear in my eye and was rolling in laughter at the same time.

 

[LogGrad98]

I looked at the standings and was like we moving up today! Then I saw we were playing the jazz and I was like damn.

Prescient

I’m sorry...we’re about to get JINGLED

Also prescient.

Alright last night Utah had 4 players shoot 25+ points so there’s no way they can be that hot again on a b2b game right? ._.

Hmmm

This supposed to be the hottest team in the NBA rn? Idk chief, shiettttttt lol



I’m not impressed so far lol

Wait for it....

Bozack Bojangles and Joe Pringles are gonna pop and not stop tonight. Whistling buttholes after they are done with us. Like the sound coming from a seashell

lolol best quote. It really is poetry, damn near a haiku

I don't know how this works. Should I be scared of Royce O'neale and Georges

Yes. Very.

This game also shows how elite the Jazz are, coming off a b2b against the Bucks without Conley and they're still playing great.

This guy gets it.

I feel like we're lucky Utah couldn't shoot in the first

This guy also gets it.

What the actual **** happened

Perfectly encapsulates all of our competition recently.

These Jazz 3rd stringers are trash af

Gotta take what solace you can bro.

Let’s be fair. Jazz are amazing this year. They look sharp, healthy and lethal. They just nail their stuff for 48 minutes and have it working on all cylinders.

Another guy that gets it.

Dread it. Run from it. Gobert still wait

FEAR THE MOTHER****ING HYDRA BITCH!!