Quotes from Pelicans' forums-"The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music"

[SoUjazzfan]

We were missing favors again.

How many times have we thought this.
Thanks again JA

 

[infection]

We probably did this once before but what would our name be if we weren't the jazz?

Utah Bees? No been done
Utah Pioneers?
Utah Lakers? For the great salt lake?
Utah Seagulls?
Utah Elders?
Utah Mule Deer?
Utah Skiers?
Utah Cutthroats?
Utah Fry Sauce?
Utah National Parks?

The Salt Lakers.

 

[LogGrad98]

The Salt Lakers.

The Salt Lickers?

 

[infection]

The Salt Lickers?

The Salt Lickers would be our Washington Generals.

 

[mellow]

Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music

The city known for their hobbies of “sitting quietly” took Jazz

I should invite them to come to church with me, its never quiet.

gumbo

Do we ever eat gumbo? Heck yea. I take a can of Campbell's Chicken Gumbo soup mix it with a pound of browned hamburger, stir in some ketchup and mustard and whal-la you got Sloppy Joes.

As far as Jazz music in Utah. Neil Diamond was "The Jazz Singer" and he sold out a bunch of concerts in salt lake over the years.

Still i feel for them, Pelicans is a lousy mascot. Shoudve been Gators or Swamp Dogs.

 

[Gameface]

The Utah Arches

 

[JazzMan4Life]

For those of you who don't know where the "don't allow music" comment is from...

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

We probably did this once before but what would our name be if we weren't the jazz?

Utah Bees? No been done
Utah Pioneers?
Utah Lakers? For the great salt lake?
Utah Seagulls?
Utah Elders?
Utah Mule Deer?
Utah Skiers?
Utah Cutthroats?
Utah Fry Sauce?
Utah National Parks?

Then there would be no Jazz and the PELS can just go **** themselves. Never seen such crying in my entire life. I don’t think the CP3 Era clippers cried this month ever.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

One of these days when I’m board or on my death bead I’m going to sign up for an account on some PELS message board and give them **** for their **** *** whining about the damn name.

 

[hawkeye]

LOL

I wonder if any of the jazz fans have ever had gumbo.

Maybe not, but the Pels just got a serving of funeral potatoes..
bah dah tsss...

 

[reignman40]

The fact that California has no lakes is an understatement. I think we should do a three-team trade. Utah Salt Lakers, Los Angeles Pelicans, New Orleans Jazz.

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[JazzForLifee]

We probably did this once before but what would our name be if we weren't the jazz?

Utah Bees? No been done
Utah Pioneers?
Utah Lakers? For the great salt lake?
Utah Seagulls?
Utah Elders?
Utah Mule Deer?
Utah Skiers?
Utah Cutthroats?
Utah Fry Sauce?
Utah National Parks?

You got me at utah national parks

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