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Man, I really want to see Gobert bitching about the refs tonight.


Refs aren't targeting Gobert, he's just a whiny bitch and takes every bad call against him personally. I mean, he cried when he fouled Wade in our last game, and that was a very clear foul


I mean he is a whiny bitch for sure, don’t get me wrong, but they’ve definitely been targeting him a bit lol. A tip off jumpball foul a few games back and a foul for getting pulled down by Adams last game, and then he came out and criticized them more afterwards. They are calling some really questionable calls on him lately, which happens all the time yeah, but the timing and the frequency to him is questionable right now.


I'm sure the Jazz want revenge. Let's beat their *** a second time. No revenge for them.


The Jazz put no fear in my heart.


We will be lucky to get the ball over halfcourt with that lineup


Mitchell going to give us a 2nd ****hole


Ingles going to give us a 3rd ****hole after Mitchell’s initial 2nd ****hole


Of course it's science teacher Joe Ingles right Iggs?


Pretty much the worst lineup combination on our team that I could come up with tbh


This lineup is ***. Will the Heat ever score again?


Rudy is gonna be a problem


Honestly don’t care if they slide their nuts on our faces, as long as the 3 kids get minutes I’m fine, I’m on team tank so the real win is seeing the development


You know what's a great idea? Playing your best lineup against the starters of the opposing team. Thanks Spo.


40-15? For real? Smfh that’s an embarrassment.


This lineup is literally cancer, wtf Spo


comes over cheerfully to watch a late night Heat game Oh, 44-17 Jazz. Cool.


Donovan Mitchell is something else.


7th most expensive roster in the nba


Mitchell in a heat uniform would’ve been disgusting


I can’t believe I’m still watching this


If Grayson Allen hurts someone we riot.


Now the Jazz are a team with some young talent not a band of misfits. We need to do a firesale.


Jazz are shooting insane and the Heat offense looks stuck in the frozen mud.(A lot of good Jazz D and bad shot making by the Heat)


Donovan getting the O board like


We have a ****** starting lineup and the Jazz are shooting lights out.


Just because Exum gets knocked over doesn't mean it's offensive. Wade is stronger but that is blocking.


Isnt there a more aesthtically pleasing way to lose


Wade getting respect in Utah, goat


Wade getting respect in Utah, goat


Defense may actually be worse than the offense


the ***-est 1st quarter I've seen all szn


Hey guys look on the bright side. Take away the first quarter and we're tied.


29 % shooting vs 70% for Utah. It should even out a little as the game moves on


Jazz coach looks like a Dick Tracy villan. Don't put a Tommy gun in his hands


we're getting blown out and Joe Ingles isn't even in his final form


Jazz not Fn around, they need this game


Starters so far with only 5 points


There's no fear in my heart because the Jazz ripped it out.


Why wont the ball go in our basket


Getting roasted by mutant Ashton Kutcher


Down 42 ****ing points to the Utah Jazz. Wow. This is it boys. This is rock bottom.


Gobert with that eurostep oh my


Why is Ted Cruz on the court


The actual **** do I still have this on for?


There's a difference between tanking and being humiliated


GOBERT just crossed kelly and drove to the basket I’m done.. get this bum off our team, worst defender In the league


Refs are officially afraid of Gobert


I just turned in the game what the hell is happening??? 35points in the 3rd quarter?


Damn, Mitchell making our whole team dance. Geez


Can you forfeit an nba game


At least there's only 12 minutes of this beating left.


Wished we had drafted that Mitchell kid, I so wish


Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong.


Massacre in broad daylight at Utah or a bank heist in broad daylight, 4-22 so far at 1st .

Miami is sending its Christmas present to Utah in load of points.

I just got home what in the hell is going on?

If this is boxing

We are down for five times in 1st round alone and could not possibly recover for the rest of the rounds. This is like pitting D-League team against a NBA champion team.


71% for Jazz. seems legit

the rebound is 19 to 5 and assists is 13 to 3.


All the way up to 24% shooting

Between the bad play by the Jazz, and favorable calls: we are back to within 30.

At the end of the first quarter: No Heat player has more than one basket, Heat leading rebounder with one rebound.


very good start, I love how we start useless players but our best players come off the bench.... awesome


They keep shooting 3’s like if they were the Warriors


Is the the Force vs Utah tonight? Sheeeesh!


DAMN, NO OFFENSE AND NO DEFENSE.


2 minutes down, 36 to go. Miami 15 - Utah 40


Once again back to mediocrity. Wow.


Didn't see this coming


Close game



I know they are playing Utah- a great defensive team but this is still pathetic...



Might be the most pathetic Heat game I've ever seen...



It’s way beyond Tanking, I don’t know what’s called?


Good lord. This franchise is done. If it wasn't for Wade I wouldn't even be paying attention to them this year



Heat getting massacred.



33 points at halftime? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


33 points in a half we need to slow down

Honestly, the Jazz looked worse than the Heat in the second quarter, and we are still down by 27.


Even if they did not score in the 2nd quarter, we will still be down by 7.

Thought there was a typo in the score....


Please, make it stop.


Wow can we end the game now. This is brutal to watch!


Salt Lake City getting free chicken


Jazz fans will be getting that confetti tonight? We all know they won't need it in June.


Utah probably back to top defense after this too


Who did Wade switch jerseys with tonight? Joe Ingles?


Ugh this is embarrassing. We need to have one good year. Changes have to be made but I know it wont happen


Congrats we are the Suns of the east coast...


Us to the Jazz: Y'all won.


Screw winning. At least Wade gets to have his farewell tour


How long are you going to take to understand that these bums haven't worked out well and we need to trade, cut or just don't play them? We ****ing have no plan for the future and we'he been this way since bosh got sick. Lets tank so we can plan our future and stop being mediocre


My local high school finishes with more points than that


Even a G League team will beat Miami right now.


This is jus pain


Must be a charity game.


Omg make moves make changes dear god...


Tyler Johnson 2 points. 1-7FG This Bum is getting close to 20 million a year? Your kidding me?


Without Goran this team ain't **** tbh


Turned on the game and turned it right back off, down 39 points!


lol wheres the 18 million guy?? he has more teeth than good games


We got waxed by the Utah Jazz we need to TANK.
 
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Hey guys look on the bright side, take away the first quarter and we’re tied.
Lol
 
It’s like when you’re fighting a boss in a video game. You “beat” the boss, but then it transforms into something even scarier and you have to beat it again. “Final form”
So it’s like the MegaZords. I’ve always wondered, with all the battles the Power Rangers were in, did they not ever see the pattern and why didn’t they just start every fight with their combined Mega Zords?
 
So it’s like the MegaZords. I’ve always wondered, with all the battles the Power Rangers were in, did they not ever see the pattern and why didn’t they just start every fight with their combined Mega Zords?

Thats like starting any international conflict with a nuclear bomb.
 
Thats like starting any international conflict with a nuclear bomb.
If the precedent was pretty set in stone that all international conflict went nuclear, wouldn’t that make sense?
 
Thanks JA, fantastic work as usual.

These aren't as fun knowing that the next game Phoenix or some other **** team is going to blow us out by 40 while Rubio goes 6-18 to be our leading scorer and Mitchell will look like a g-league reject.
 
If the precedent was pretty set in stone that all international conflict went nuclear, wouldn’t that make sense?

Depends. How many nuclear bombs do you have?

I mean, if you're going to play your starters 35 minutes a game, you probably wanna make sure at least 5 of those 35 minutes come at the end of the game. Or I guess you could play them for three quarters straight to get to those 35 minutes and then just let the bench fight out the close game.
 
Depends. How many nuclear bombs do you have?

I mean, if you're going to play your starters 35 minutes a game, you probably wanna make sure at least 5 of those 35 minutes come at the end of the game. Or I guess you could play them for three quarters straight to get to those 35 minutes and then just let the bench fight out the close game.
I’m talking about Power Rangers.
 
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