Quotes from the Knicks' forums-"gobert is who i want porzingis to be"

[NUMBERICA]

This is the best thread I think you've compiled. I would've quoted at least ten of those, but this one is tasty:

"man... does anybody know if Adam Silver can hook us up with a frozen ping pong ball?"

 

[str8line]

Enes Kanter is unstoppable in the paint ,butthurt Utah fanz look like they don't know basketball holding onto their caucasions hate of a Muslim playing NBA player. Looks bad a coliseum full of white folks booing a Muslim inside of Utah,downright Trumpism.Reinforces Utah's reputation and points why Jazz won't get any serious consideration by top quality Free Agents to come to Utah.

Mormons hate muslims. It's all those wars.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

no maybe not but it's a classic example of why Utah gets voted as then most hateful fans every year. Fisher lied, talked smack to Hayward wife, lost goes on and on. Reggie Miller called them out on national TV at least twice before. Utah fans forget it's just a game and act like they own the players,modern day slavery thinkongr. We own you don't leave and if you do it's because you lied or your weak. They are treated like property not people. I bet a lot of fans at the Jazz games like trump too. I know PkM kept screaming how Hillary is a criminal and belongs in prison and maybe she does but if she belongs in prison then Trump deserves a long long sentence. Now I'll probably get banned for telling the TRUTH but Jazz fans have that perception right or wrong around the rest for the league. Foreign Jazz fans will never understand and think Jazz can get big name free agents but again right or wrong people view uta h as the crazy Mormon state where Caffeine is a big No No. Seriously I drive to uta h and it's hard to find coffee at the gas station and when I did I got stated at like I was committing a felony.

Wow, that's quite a tirade you went on there. If I may, a couple of suggestions. Proof read before you post your comments. If the word has a red line under it, you've spelled it wrong. If you are having trouble with a word, open another window and type in the word you are wishing to use. In most cases google will correct it for you and even give you a definition. That way you can use the word in the context of what you're trying to say. I know for myself, if the post was a little better written I'd make a little more effort to read it. Second, don't post when you're drunk or under the influence of drugs. It makes it difficult to discern what you're wanting to get across. Third, I'm quite a fan of coffee myself and would gladly give you a list of places where you can get it. Hell, I'll even go in with you if you're in the area so you don't feel intimidated buying a cup. One last thing, just so you know, I think it's great you get to share your opinion here, even if it seems misguided (to me) on occasion.

 

[Rubashov]

. Second, don't post when you're drunk or under the influence of drugs. It makes it difficult to discern what you're wanting to get across.

This is absolute nonsense, most of my best posts are written in that state. On occasion while seated at a bar.

 

[Deleted member 5000]

Hahahahahhahahahahahaha these are extra special lolz

 

[Miggs]

Could be my favourite all time

Me too. There were 3-5 classics in there and this was one.

 

[Gameface]

This is absolute nonsense, most of my best posts are written in that state. On occasion while seated at a bar.

I'd never be able to post...

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Okay, point taken. Some are indeed capable of posting under the influence. Myself, it would be incoherent babble. I guess I don’t practice enough. I know I have friends who are extremely dull when sober, but really quite amusing when intoxicated.