Quotes from the Pelicans' forums-"The offensive juggernaut that is Rubio could not be stopped"

[Nate505]

If we win, we get the Jazz name back. If Utah wins, they can change their name to the Mormons.

I swear, I can almost feel the stupidity emanating from the ether every time I hear this. Like how can anyone be such an unoriginal sack of **** to think this is somehow clever or funny or hasn't been said a million ****ing times.

 

[franklin]

If we win, we get the Jazz name back. If Utah wins, they can change their name to the Mormons.

I swear, I can almost feel the stupidity emanating from the ether every time I hear this. Like how can anyone be such an unoriginal sack of **** to think this is somehow clever or funny or hasn't been said a million ****ing times.

Het mother polygamist trucker, us Mormans no how to to take a really good ****.

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

Rubio looks like he could find you a human kidney within 12 hours.

...and good-bye LaCroix.

 

[Jazzta]

"I officially hate Rubio

· Flopping POS

· Only douchebags have man buns

· He looks like he is a back up singer in a ****** emo cover band.

· He has a very punchable face"


I agree, I'd rather have an aging Rondo that's shooting worse than Rubio. Suckers...

 

[RandyForRubio]

Okay, pull political talk into Jazz fan talk. You're cool.

Good luck with that!

Eh. This thread was already going downhill. I think somehow, people will find a way to live.

 

[Jack Strop]

Jazz Avenues is doing a fantastic job. For those who want to criticize, I have two suggestions:
1) If you can do it better, go ahead; or 2) Just don't visit the quotes threads.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Jazz Avenues is doing a fantastic job. For those who want to criticize, I have two suggestions:
1) If you can do it better, go ahead; or 2) Just don't visit the quotes threads.

I agree.

I did a few threads back when the whole thing was getting started, but JazzAvenues did them better. . . so I gave up and just decided to look forward to them whenever Utah wins.

They are easily my favorite threads around here. I love the funny and salty fans bitching about the Jazz working their teams over.

 

[Siro]

It was constructive criticism on how to keep these threads awesome. No reason for several pages of bitching about it.

 

[Jack Strop]

Thanks, Ellis. Didn't realize you had done a few. They've been my favorite threads for a couple of years.
Loved the Hayward hair comments last season. Quin and Ingles always generate great quotes. Now we've got the Mitchell love fest.

Siro, I hate that damn bug. I've actually brushed off my screen a couple of times; which is bad because I have a touch screen.

 

[Stoked]

Elmer Fudd, I want to meet you with Dave, Jared, Mike, Fish, etc. for a beer and pizza some day. You make make laugh my *** off.

I'm gonna be moving to the greater Provo area soon. I want in on this.

#SeasonTicketsHereIcome

 

[franklin]

I'm gonna be moving to the greater Provo area soon. I want in on this.

#SeasonTicketsHereIcome

Provo is a dump. Which cities are you looking into?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I wouldn't have believed this was possible unless I'd seen it with my own eyes. In fact, I've seen it and I still don't believe it.