Raja Bell has permission to try and find a trade suitor

[A-Train (old)]

HoopsHype
It's been more than a week since Herb Rudoy, Bell's agent, was given permission from Utah to seek a buyout or a trade for Bell, who won’t stay with the Jazz. Bell, who played in high school in Miami and at college at Florida International, had told the Salt Lake Tribune the Heat interest him. For now, Bell remains on Utah’s roster until it’s determined what move will be made. Rudoy said he’s heard from six teams about interest in Bell, but wouldn’t name them.

Heat are getting a 2.9 million disabled player exception for Mike Miller, so maybe the Jazz can work out a deal sending Bell to the Heat for a trade-exception and/or a 2nd-round pick or cash. Anything for Bell is worth it at this point, a trade would save the Jazz some money because they wouldn't have to buyout Bell.

Lakers had interest in him last year when Kobe was recruiting him, but Bell decide to sign with the Jazz and a team like the Spurs might want him for a veteran off the bench and Bell has interest in the Celtics. Hopefully the Jazz can squeeze a 2nd-round pick and/or a trade-exception or another player in return I would be very happy.

 

[Jeffrey32]

Utah should use Bell as a trade piece in a 3-way deal in a Bynum-Howard trade.

 

[Bodhi]

Utah should use Bell as a trade piece in a 3-way deal in a Bynum-Howard trade.

We'd obviously be getting both Bynum and Howard in this scenario, I assume? Then Bell splits time with both the Lakers and the Heat. 41 games each, then flip flop on playoff series.......and then when they both make it to the finals he gets to choose allegiance on a per play basis whilst wearing Yellow trunks and a black jersey (well, vice versa depending on who the home team is...........................................................................obviously).

 

[jazzfan1971]

obviously.

 

[nightmare3983]

Do you have a link about Miller?

 

[Weezur]

You guys are going to sit here and listen to the hilarious s*** I would trade Bell for.

I would trade Bell for:
1) a transvestite male prostitute who also plays the 2 gaurd position.
2) the midget from the music video "Safety Dance" by "Men without Hats"
3) a hungry hobo high on bath salts
4) the ugliest supermodel in the world
5) a female singer that sounds like the combination of Cher and Celine Dion
6) Eliza Minnelli
7) a baby made using the reproductive organs of Rosie O Donnel
8) Whiopie Gholdberg's unbraided hair
9) An obese fitness trainer
10) A Woody Allen a Capella group

Keep this going, this offseason is getting boring

Edit: the midget is probably too good for this trade, I take 2 back

 

[Stifle Tower]

You guys are going to sit here and listen to the hilarious s*** I would trade Bell for.

I would trade Bell for:
1) a transvestite male prostitute who also plays the 2 gaurd position.
9) An obese fitness trainer

Keep this going, this offseason is getting boring

Edit: the midget is probably too good for this trade, I take 2 back

If we combined 1 and 9, here's what you'd get:

 

[NUMBERICA]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

**** you, Raja

-KOC

 

[cowhide]

Where are all the Raja supporters?

 

[NUMBERICA]

Where are all the Raja supporters?

Cyrone is currently doing something else.

 

[Park Bites]

Cyrone is currently doing something else.

Jimmering himself?

 

[Qman]

I dream of a second round pick for Bell.

 

[jazzyapma]

I dream of a second round pick for Bell.

You know, Willie Wonka said it best: we are the makers of dreams, the dreamers of dreams.

 

[Stoked]

Bell has my permission to get the hell off my team by any legal means.

Edit: I'd be willing to consider non legal choices like just straight up signing with another team.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

If we combined 1 and 9, here's what you'd get:

Thanks I needed to see that this morning.

 

[Growlor]

Aren't #5 and #6 the same thing?
Personally I would trade Bell for Danny Devito's mother in Throw Momma from the Train. (I think it was Ann Ramsey)

 

[Stifle Tower]

Thanks I needed to see that this morning.

Just put in your "Sweatin' to the Oldies" DVD and you can see him in short shorts.
I'll never forget seeing him on Letterman one night. He had on a sleeveless shirt and Stockton shorts (except they were loose in the legs). He put his legs up on the chair and apparently from that position, poor David got a look at Richard's junk. What a look of disgust on Letterman's face as he practically shouted for Simmons to put his legs down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxaATm4NZko

 

[Stoked]

Cyrone is currently doing something else.

Fantastic. Hahahahaa repped

 

[Stifle Tower]

Cyrone is currently doing something else.

Must be the pic and video I posted above that left Cy in such a state.

 

[infection]

Aren't #5 and #6 the same thing?
Personally I would trade Bell for Danny Devito's mother in Throw Momma from the Train. (I think it was Ann Ramsey)

She's dead. I wouldn't consider that a deal-breaker, though.