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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!
 
I'm sorry, Debbie can't talk right now. She's got my dick in her mouth.
(hangs up)
God, I love wrong numbers.
 
This may be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. (pause) Maybe we should shoot him.
 
Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this ****ing time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this ****ing time! No ****ing way! No ****ing way, no ****ing way, no ****ing way! You've made me look a right ****!
 
Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this ****ing time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this ****ing time! No ****ing way! No ****ing way, no ****ing way, no ****ing way! You've made me look a right ****!

One of my favourite films
 
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.
 
Honestly, it's just for him. The rest of it is fairly generic and by the book, and then there he is, this brilliant flash of filth.

Just the build up to him, and then the explosion of Kingsley's performance. Ian McShane as teddy Black is pretty good too.
 
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