Real Jazz basketball Talk.

[Stifle Tower]

Finally, a thread with discussion on a focused topic. I'm loving this. Good work Joel!

BTW, anybody know how to get lipstick out of bedsheets?

If it's the wife's...no big deal. If it's your GF's and you have a wife, then it's a really BIG deal. I recommend always having an identical set of sheets stashed away somewhere (and the same concept holds true for shirts if a GF puts a lipstick stain on your collar). Just change it out.

If it's too late for that, syrup of ipecac is my suggestion. But not to remove the stain. The syrup is to make yourself throw up where the stain is. Then you can wash the sheet and have a reason for a stain still being there, or just throw them away.

My fees as a marriage counselor are usually $150/session, but I'll just consider this an initial pro bono consultation.

 

[LogGrad98]

Finally, a thread with discussion on a focused topic. I'm loving this. Good work Joel!

BTW, anybody know how to get lipstick out of bedsheets?

First, stop wearing lipstick.

 

[LogGrad98]

If it's the wife's...no big deal. If it's your GF's and you have a wife, then it's a really BIG deal. I recommend always having an identical set of sheets stashed away somewhere (and the same concept holds true for shirts if a GF puts a lipstick stain on your collar). Just change it out.

If it's too late for that, syrup of ipecac is my suggestion. But not to remove the stain. The syrup is to make yourself throw up where the stain is. Then you can wash the sheet and have a reason for a stain still being there, or just throw them away.

My fees as a marriage counselor are usually $150/session, but I'll just consider this an initial pro bono consultation.

Why is gameface putting lipstick on your collar to begin with? Didn't know you were that close.

 

[LogGrad98]

I've never used lemon juice, thanks for the tip

No prob. If you find they are falling a little flat with the lemon juice add a tiny bit more baking powder to balance it out.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Let the offseason begin!

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If it's the wife's...no big deal. If it's your GF's and you have a wife, then it's a really BIG deal. I recommend always having an identical set of sheets stashed away somewhere (and the same concept holds true for shirts if a GF puts a lipstick stain on your collar). Just change it out.

If it's too late for that, syrup of ipecac is my suggestion. But not to remove the stain. The syrup is to make yourself throw up where the stain is. Then you can wash the sheet and have a reason for a stain still being there, or just throw them away.

My fees as a marriage counselor are usually $150/session, but I'll just consider this an initial pro bono consultation.

A marriage counselor who charges $150 to advise clients to vomit. Sounds about right.

 

[Gameface]

Why is gameface putting lipstick on your collar to begin with? Didn't know you were that close.

I was just about to ask the same question.

I hardly ever wear lipstick...in public.

 

[b_line]

whatever you do, don't take advice on getting the lipstick out from Carlos boozer. You will end up breaking your hand.

 

[Maneesh]

The picture is of me.

Oh. This picture is of me too.

 

[bjacksonjazzfan]

Isn't this the wrong forum for Real Jazz basketball Talk?

 

[bjacksonjazzfan]

What forum am I even in? I kind of just activity streamed my way in.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Speaking of the Jazz, anyone here ever make pancake muffins? I did this morning, super delish.