Riddles!!!

[♪alt13]

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Cut off my skin and you will cry, what am I?

an onion

or

a puppy

 

[Siro]

S(19)+e(4)+a(1) does not equal m(13)

they add up to 24 which is x

right idea but do it in reverse

Oh, I missed the reverse part.

Celt. It's a word. I promise.

 

[♪alt13]

Oh, I missed the reverse part.

Celt. It's a word. I promise.

Yeah it is.

I was looking for the word easy. Which is why I started it off saying that the next one is easy.

 

[Siro]

Yeah it is.

I was looking for the word easy. Which is why I started it off saying that the next one is easy.

Oh. Duh!

 

[colton]

Yeah it is.

I was looking for the word easy. Which is why I started it off saying that the next one is easy.

Ha ha, I thought you were looking for "draw", which is very easy because it's just "ward" spelled backwards.

 

[colton]

I think alt13 was supposed to write a new one.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Let's play a game. Post a riddle and then someone answers it (hopefully without google) and they post a new riddle.

Two men are in a desert. They're not wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?

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Wrong, they have parachutes in their packs.

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I was going to say "nothing" as they were not wearing backpacks.

 

[colton]

I think alt13 was supposed to write a new one.

Ok, fine I'll do it.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Ok, fine I'll do it.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel

I have 4 wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; on the same spot I'm always found toiling away with little sound.

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[♪alt13]

A towel

I have 4 wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; on the same spot I'm always found toiling away with little sound.

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A maxi pad lol

 

[Scat]

Wrong, they have parachutes in their packs.

Wrong. Only the dead man has a parachute in his pack.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Wrong. Only the dead man has a parachute in his pack.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Poop?

And maxipad isn't right in mine, I just thought it was a good guess

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