Rockets fans really hate the Jazz

[♪alt13]

the only thing I like about Rockets is Hakeem Olajuwon.
He is the man, my personal GOAT. (I like him more than Jordan, dream shake baby!)
other than that ...........
they gave Asik a major screwing by signing that Howard-biatch.
This Rokkets team will in all likelihood implode due to chemistry issues!
DH is such a diva!

He's not bad for a guy who travels every time he touches the ball.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

If Rocket fans hate us the most, we've done our job.

Props to Jazz fans, and jazzfanz. Bravo

 

[ema]

the only thing I like about Rockets is Hakeem Olajuwon.
He is the man, my personal GOAT. (I like him more than Jordan, dream shake baby!)
other than that ...........
they gave Asik a major screwing by signing that Howard-biatch.
This Rokkets team will in all likelihood implode due to chemistry issues!
DH is such a diva!

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

Hakeem, may not be better than Jordan but I love him more as well.

Not that Asik is a better player than Dwight, not even close, but the truth is Dwight is not a winner and he won't bring Rockets to anywhere that they dream of.

Big Al's defense > Harden's defense, he won't get along with Dwight. If Parsons can't hold the team chemistry high, they will be a mess.

And yes, DH is such a diva and also a bitch.

 

[Stoked]

They will think we are relevant again when Kanter dominates Howard. Will make him cry in the locker room. Bunch of worthless human beings. Must be hard being the third wheel in your own state.

 

[♪alt13]

They will think we are relevant again when Kanter dominates Howard. Will make him cry in the locker room. Bunch of worthless human beings. Must be hard being the third wheel in your own state.

ohhh snap

 

[addictionary]

Bunch o rednex

 

[bovice]

The funny thing is, the Rockets beat us in the playoffs in both of their NBA Championship seasons. That should be enough for me if I were a Rockets fan. But I guess they simply can't let go of several things:

1. John Stockton's game winner at the buzzer in 1997
2. Winning Game 7 on their court in 2007 (after they held a 2-0 series lead)
3. Beating them in the playoffs in 2008
4. Dominating their *** from 1997 till now (39-22 overall regular season record).

Well, they also think we're a bunch of dirty floppers. Going from the Stockton/Malone days up until the Boozer/Dwill days. It's funny considering they had some of the most notorious floppers of the past couple of years. Harden, Scola, Lowry, Kevin Martin, and Battier.

I've always found it funny how they hate us more than other teams that have screwed them over in recent memory. Kobe throwing elbows galore in that 2009 series that went to 7 is the first one that comes to mind. They won 2 rings, but they just can't get over the fact that we've screwed them over in the other seasons. I love it. Living in Houston, it's so easy to troll them haha.

 

[LogGrad98]

Wait a minute, isn't this trout?

 

[Nate505]

Yeah, clutchfans is one of the main reasons I despise the Rockets.

 

[♪alt13]

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[jazzyapma]

I hereby claim that clutchfans is the most retarded board of all sports worldwide.

 

[Stoked]

I hereby claim that clutchfans is the most retarded board of all sports worldwide.

Given the class of the average Rockets fan I am not surprised. Bunch of inbred, mouth breathing leeches.

 

[Tarkanian]

Given the class of the average Rockets fan I am not surprised. Bunch of inbred, mouth breathing leeches.

I liked it but this is almost a hate-speech right there, which is fine

A friend o'mine is going to spend a sabbatical time in Houston Law School Library.
I told him "dude, it is Houston, u sure about that?"