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Romney's The Man

So, seriously, who haven't you worked for? Are you 170 years old?

Well, considering I worked for HE Eyring for 12 years, mostly concurrent with keeping books for. . . . well, the democrat I babble about sometimes. . . . and running on from there, doing what amounts to about three jobs at a time, and some of that of the "consulting" sort, where you really have to have about ten jobs going all at once to make ends meet. . . . , besides more or less being a fly on the wall usually. . .

But you know I'm really only 60. Part of it is how I managed to have a whole bunch of jobs for not very long when I was a kid, well, besides starting my first job at age 10, and never being unemployed since, on account of just being a really good ditch digger.

Well, probably more to the point, I work dirt cheap. That's what it takes to land jobs working for the highest tiers of our privileged and important folks in society nowadays. It really harks to the old movie sterotypes of the thirties and forties, vaudeville blackface schtick. If you're willing to do that, you can build up a huge repertoire of "insider" tales pretty quick. . . .

I'm probably really a scum dirtbag for airing laundry like this. I bet if ten influential bigwigs hear about this, there'll be ten poor underpaid toadies fired tomorrow under the black suspicion of being the real "babe".
 
Interesting.

I have the same issue with my in-laws. I used to enjoy the playful banter back and forth, but once I heard my MIL say that she wished someone would actually assassinate Obama, that **** got real. I have to just sit and take it now, because I refuse to get into any kind of argument with people like that. Maybe I'm the dick face, which is why I'll just stay to myself instead of proving it.

Here's are just a few examples.

My brother was visiting from out of state. He dropped by my house to visit when we were entertaining guests. He starts on a rant against Obamacare and ends up dragging my guests into an argument. He ignores my pleas to change the subject.

We are celebrating my parents' wedding anniversary at a restaurant. A couple brothers start ranting against Obamacare and liberals in general doing everything they can to bait me into an argument. Results, my mom starts crying and my father doesn't say another word the rest of the night.

I'm visiting home with my 13 year old son watching a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis in my parents' basement. My brothers begin riffing on how much they hate Curtis and other Hollywood Liberals and make fun of my political neophyte son who tries to mount a defense. Afterward, my son asks me why my brothers are such A-holes.

Every family get together turns into an "I hate Obama" and "Aren't liberals stupid" free for all.

That's just a few of many examples why I just love going home to visit these days.
 
Here's are just a few examples.

My brother was visiting from out of state. He dropped by my house to visit when we were entertaining guests. He starts on a rant against Obamacare and ends up dragging my guests into an argument. He ignores my pleas to change the subject.

We are celebrating my parents' wedding anniversary at a restaurant. A couple brothers start ranting against Obamacare and liberals in general doing everything they can to bait me into an argument. Results, my mom starts crying and my father doesn't say another word the rest of the night.

I'm visiting home with my 13 year old son watching a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis in my parents' basement. My brothers begin riffing on how much they hate Curtis and other Hollywood Liberals and make fun of my political neophyte son who tries to mount a defense. Afterward, my son asks me why my brothers are such A-holes.

Every family get together turns into an "I hate Obama" and "Aren't liberals stupid" free for all.

That's just a few of many examples why I just love going home to visit these days.

Jamie Lee Curtis lives in your parent's basement?
 
Here's are just a few examples.

My brother was visiting from out of state. He dropped by my house to visit when we were entertaining guests. He starts on a rant against Obamacare and ends up dragging my guests into an argument. He ignores my pleas to change the subject.

We are celebrating my parents' wedding anniversary at a restaurant. A couple brothers start ranting against Obamacare and liberals in general doing everything they can to bait me into an argument. Results, my mom starts crying and my father doesn't say another word the rest of the night.

I'm visiting home with my 13 year old son watching a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis in my parents' basement. My brothers begin riffing on how much they hate Curtis and other Hollywood Liberals and make fun of my political neophyte son who tries to mount a defense. Afterward, my son asks me why my brothers are such A-holes.

Every family get together turns into an "I hate Obama" and "Aren't liberals stupid" free for all.

That's just a few of many examples why I just love going home to visit these days.

I don't get why you made your mother cry???
 
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