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Rudy Gobert greatness - in simple infographics

Rudy is Tim Duncan, without the jump shot or whinny face.
He is the future and the present.
If Rudy likes Trey, then Trey stays.
Same for everyone else.
If Rudy wants to play with Clint Capella or Evan Fournier, then the jazz should trade Gordon Hayward or whoever else.
If Rudy wants to change the mascot from a bear to a loaf of French bread, it should be done.
If Rudy feels homesick, Mayor Becker should bulldoze the fair grounds and the trailer park on North Temple to build replica Eiffel Towers, and the Louve. North temple should be renamed Avenue de Champs Élysées, the City should construct an Arc de Triomphe for the TRax line to go under.
If Rudy wants to be interviewed in French, puis Matt Harpring va apprendre à parler français.
If Rudy would like a nice French restaurant in downtown, Greg Miller should move to Paris to study cuisine.

Solid effort.
 
He's so damn cool. Looking forward to Exum to Gobert. . . those two have good chemistry on the floor. Good thing they'll both be key parts of the Jazz core.
 
He'a got the nasty, he will elevate this team to higher grounds that could ever be expected.
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Rudy Gobert will break Wilt Chamberlain's scoring record.
 
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