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Santa's Wish List-Utah Jazz 2019 edition

mellow

mellow

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Jolly old Saint Nicholas,
Lean your ear this way,
Don't you tell a single soul
What I'm going to say.
Christmas Eve will soon be here,
Now you dear old man,
Whisper what you'll bring to us,
Angry Utah Fans.

When the clock is striking twelve,
When I'm fast asleep,
Down the chimney with your pack,
Softly you will creep.
All the stockings you will find,
Hanging in a row,
Mine will be the jazz note one
You'll be sure to know.

Rudy wants a guard to pass,
Donnie needs a floater,
Bojan wants more assists--
Than he has turnovers.
As for Quin dear Santa Claus,
He's been pretty tense,
When you come on Christmas Eve,
please replace his bench.

What Christmas wish would you give your favorite Jazzer?
 
I’ll settle for any of the following:

- Quin takes benzos to relax him with the rotations and his rigidity.

- DL smokes crack to crank him up enough to make phone calls.

- Kenneth Faried.

- Exum and Bradley for Belinelli and DeMarre Carroll.

- Exum and Bradley and second rounders for MM.

- Exum for Portis.

- Bojan to turn half of his turnovers into assists.

- Exum for Augustin.

- Anyone for Vince Carter.

- Us to actually sign a real veteran.

- Us to build big enough leads to actually play the back of the bench.

- Brantley to play above Niang and Green. At least once.

- JWF FTW.
 
Rudy. Patience.
Donovan. That he could play the first 33 minutes like he plays his last 3 minutes.
Bojan. A blender.
Oneal. 3 more attempts per game.
Ingles. Favors.
Mudiay. Vision.
Davis. A real backup center on the roster so he can stop playing out of position.
Jeffrey G. The opportunity to play with his good friend Lebron again. This time in Utah.
Brantley and Morgan. A chance.
Exum. A fresh start.
Niang. Speed, or length, or athleticism.
Oni. Assertiveness.
JWF. A late growth spurt.
NWG. Nothing because Lindsey already gave him his gift.
Quin. Some quiet time away from basketball to reflect on life.
Dennis OLindsey. His very own Gleague team to play with.
Justin Zanik. Brilliance, cunning, and the ability to see the future.
Dr. Jazz. Regular appearances at Jazz home games.
Me. A couple of Jazz tickets during the amazing run the jazz will inevitably go on.
 
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Patty Mills or JJ Redick for Exum, Bradley and some 2nd round picks.
 
Exum and a future first (I know this is tricky but it’s Christmas) for bogdan

And for my stocking stuffer Davis and our two seconds we got for Favs to hawks for Jabari




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