Scientific paper says the human hand was designed by a 'Creator'!

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Why concentrate on the source of my material and not the question or issue at hand? Because the arguments for the evolution theory are so pathetically flawed...that you have no choice but to change the subject and avoid the embarrassment of supporting the greatest hoax in human history!

On one side we have a difficult to interpret book of stories passed down through the millenea and then eventually compiled into a holy document by a power hungry ruler who created and modified it for the purpose of helping his armies conquer the world. On the other side we have volumes upon volumes of authenticated scientific evidence, including first hand experience watching evolution in action. Which one of these two cases are you calling the greatest hoax in human history?

 

[Siro]

While you're at it CJ, why don't you please explain to us how Noah got all the world's animals onto the ark from the four corners of the earth, or what the carnivorous animals ate after the flood waters resided and they were let off the ark? Maybe the same credible 'Christian scientists you cite have a website about that too. While you're at it, perhaps one of your "Christian Scientists" can expound for us just how much animal shiite Noah and his small band of merry ark occupants had to shovel every day?

I asked my dad this question when I was a kid. He said Noah probably had their genomes sequenced and then recreated them after the flood.

I'm not kidding.

 

[MVP]

While you're at it CJ, why don't you please explain to us how Noah got all the world's animals onto the ark from the four corners of the earth, or what the carnivorous animals ate after the flood waters resided and they were let off the ark?

Let's say Noah somehow managed to get marsupials on his ark ( Shipped them with Fedex?). The problem then is how did they all made back to Australia without leaving a single fossil on the way back in Asia, Indonesia and Malaysia? I guess almighty god gave a hand and airlifted them all back to safety?

 

[♪alt13]

Let's say Noah somehow managed to get marsupials on his ark ( Shipped them with Fedex?). The problem then is how did they all made back to Australia without leaving a single fossil on the way back in Asia, Indonesia and Malaysia? I guess almighty god gave a hand and airlifted them all back to safety?

Obviously Santa did it. Srsly sometimes you can be a real dumbass. Also, before you go off on the virgin birth I'll fill you in. That was Santa too. Santa gave Mary the worlds first Easy Bake Oven which she used to make Jesus. The translators got the story wrong. It wasn't immaculate conception it was immaculate convection!

 

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