Season in review - haiku thread

[colton]

Off to a good start
A scary February
But Jazz make playoffs!

Playoffs: Favors time
But gazing in unbelief:
Joshua Howard!??!

Remember: Five, seven, five
Haikus can be fun to write
I like them a lot

 

[BluesRocker]

.....wHAT? diDYOU say?

 

[Former Member]

Raja and Howard
are starting over the youth?
Is Sloan still Coaching?

 

[Former Member]

Al Jefferson's D
is like an oiled turnstile
that spins without rest.

 

[Siro]

Superstar departs
Tractor dreams at end prevails
Seed of new hope sprouts

Starts on shaky grounds
Experts revel in despair
Of our Utah Jazz

Life through ups and downs
Minutes given to the past
Future fades and dies

Resurgence surprise
With fire the team sets alight
Experts left to cry

In San Antonio
Of glory they dare to dream
Then strikes morning light

 

[BluesRocker]

The Jazz steppedon the gas
they woopedsome ***
now anotheryear has passed

 

[BluesRocker]

I Clown Around
becasue I am a badASS
The jazz ROde off into the sunset
YOu can bet that we will sign a vet

 

[BluesRocker]

tiddleydee and tiddleydaw We watched them fight. We watched them claw
We were happy and mad When we seen what we saw
OUr greatest reward Was favors leaving us in awe

 

[Former Member]

Raja demands out.
In other related news,
Church attendance up.

 

[Siro]

Really ****ing annoying BluesRocker. Ruining a potentially cool thread. Annoying.

 

[BluesRocker]

Really ****ing annoying BluesRocker. Ruining a potentially cool thread. Annoying.

How am I ruining the thread? aren't we writingpoems?

 

[colton]

We're writing haikus. They are 5-7-5, in terms of syllables per line.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Bluesrocker is dumb
Leave haikus to the pros please
Thread returns to awesome

 

[tatermoog]

Hey, this was my gag!
Colton, you big stupid thief.
Man, I need a beer.

 

[Siro]

I really don't see anyone beating mine. :-D

 

[Dr. Jones]

I really don't see anyone beating mine. :-D

That's what he said.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I really don't see anyone beating mine. :-D

StephenMaria's are really good. Deep wisdom, and such.

 

[Park Bites]

What about uk
They won the championship
We should draft them all

Bell will ring the bell
For another team next year
We are all happy

Some players have said
Corbin can't communicate
I say he mumbles

The nba draft
Is great way to build a team
But we have no picks

The playoffs taught us
That Jefferson likes the spurs
Lets trade him now please

 

[Dr. Jones]

What about uk
They won the championship
We should draft them all

/thread

 

[BluesRocker]

He was a rookie
And now he sure is a pro
I'm talking about me yo

You treated me bad
Like a bad abusive dad
Now my posts show it