Shams: Jazz forfeit rights to 2025 first round draft selection for violation of anti-competitive policies

[fishonjazz]

when Thee wakes up we are in for a seriously confused rant.

Lol

 

[SoberasHotRod]

Which part?

That you or someone would be posting this on this exact day.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Haha, saw this on Reddit when I woke up and took me a second.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I approve of this message

 

[LogGrad98]

After that last game where we literally had not a single rotation player playing, I could believe this. Pretty blatant ****.

Silver: "Wait you mean they are all injured?"
Ainge: "Uh, yeah. Yep. Uh-huh, all injured."
Silver: "Lauri?"
Ainge: "That darn hammy."
Silver: "Sexton?"
Ainge: "Yeah, uh, pelvis?"
Silver: "Uh-huh. Sure. Ok how about Clarkson? He has been really steady."
Ainge: "Who? Oh yeah, he's on the team. Umm, foot? His foot hurts, what is that called?"
Silver: "Plantar fasciitis?"
Ainge: "Yeah that's it, planter's fascists."
Silver: "Hmmmmmmm."

 

[infection]

Haha, saw this on Reddit when I woke up and took me a second.

This was on Reddit?

 

[Ron Mexico]

This was on Reddit?

Yep, check out r/Utahjazz. I'm guessing it was reposted right after his shams post there.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

The jazz should be given a pass this year. The Jazz have never shamelessly tanked when everyone else was. How else are they going to get talent whe we doing it right compared to everyone else. The Jazz just got fed up with being the nice guy. I’m glad we’ve been shameless this year.

 

[infection]

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

View: https://x.com/utahazz/status/1907201599078019226

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

View: https://x.com/utahazz/status/1907201599078019226

Is this true??

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Is this true??

For God sake, please tell me this is true. I know it’s April fools day, but please tell me this is true.