Shape Ups

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Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and I saw a lady who weighed about 400 lbs wearing Shape-ups while riding the motorized cart around the store.

She must not have read the instructions. They are probably hidden in one of her rolls.

 

[Archie Moses]

Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and I saw a lady who weighed about 400 lbs wearing Shape-ups while riding the motorized cart around the store.

I haven't laugh this hard in a long time. Thanks, Dan.

 

[billyshelby]

To me this just looks like a clever way to market shoes with lifts.

 

[Stifle Tower]

To me this just looks like a clever way to market shoes with lifts.

There should be quite a market for these at the NBA combine. Slip on a pair and you're suddenly a solid 6'7" SF instead of a "tweener." Perhaps Cole Aldrich was wearing Shape Ups. Didn't he measure something like 2" taller in shoes than without?

 

[VINYLONE]

I haven't laugh this hard in a long time. Thanks, Dan.

Umerica!!!!

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Umerica!!!!

I'll buy you a pair if you'll post a picture of you on Jazzfanz wearing them.

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[CONAN]

The single dumbest fad I have ever witnessed in my nearly half a century on this planet.

Hands down and it is not even close.

It gets worse when they combine the look with those skinny girls jeans.

 

[Loki]

Vibram 5 Fingers for the win.

 

[Archie Moses]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

 

[The-Joker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

I was in San Fran last week... the walmart had a whole set up... and by the end of the day. None were left.

Lots of unselfish lovers in San Fran.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

I thought this thread was about shoes?