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Scorpjazz said:
Long ago, many many moons before now, I practiced safe solo sex once on guard duty in Iraq outside a tank in the sand. It was great. Whew, that's off my chest finally.
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Yeah, you get that stuff on your chest hair and it can be a real pain to get off.
 
I key peoples cars who park over the line into my spot because I've parked on an end as close to the curb as possible. I didn't pick that spot so you could infringe on my territory. I have young children, and although they are careful of your car, there is a possibility that they ding my door with your car. If you park in my space your car will get keyed or I'll put a bugger under your door handle.
 
franklin said:
I key peoples cars who park over the line into my spot because I've parked on an end as close to the curb as possible. I didn't pick that spot so you could infringe on my territory. I have young children, and although they are careful of your car, there is a possibility that they ding my door with your car. If you park in my space your car will get keyed or I'll put a bugger under your door handle.
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I fully endorse your actions.

I've actually gotten into semi-serious arguments with my wife when she parks like a jackass. I tell her that it pisses me off when other people park like that and although I don't key their car I certainly think about it. A few times she's gotten back into the car and parked better. Other times she just treats me like I'm a dick.
 
Gameface said:
I fully endorse your actions.

I've actually gotten into semi-serious arguments with my wife when she parks like a jackass. I tell her that it pisses me off when other people park like that and although I don't key their car I certainly think about it. A few times she's gotten back into the car and parked better. Other times she just treats me like I'm a dick.
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Holy **** this is me.
 
I may accidentally let go of my door after opening it with a lot of force when people park like that. Repeatedly.
 
bigb said:
I may accidentally let go of my door after opening it with a lot of force when people park like that. Repeatedly.
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See, that's the problem. That would be the easy solution but I don't want my door to not close properly afterwords.
 
Gameface said:
I fully endorse your actions.

I've actually gotten into semi-serious arguments with my wife when she parks like a jackass. I tell her that it pisses me off when other people park like that and although I don't key their car I certainly think about it. A few times she's gotten back into the car and parked better. Other times she just treats me like I'm a dick.
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Cunning Linguist said:
Holy **** this is me.
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Women
 
franklin said:
I key peoples cars who park over the line into my spot because I've parked on an end as close to the curb as possible. I didn't pick that spot so you could infringe on my territory. I have young children, and although they are careful of your car, there is a possibility that they ding my door with your car. If you park in my space your car will get keyed or I'll put a bugger under your door handle.
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I key cars that are parked next to cars that have been keyed. The world feels more ordered when things come in pairs.
 
People in here pull front wipes up and leave them like that for the message. I don't think it works.

I post therefore I am...
 
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