carolinajazz
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He also thinks Isiah Thomas is Isiah Thomas.
...hey, can ya get anymore jailhouse tats on that body? Oh, his neck looks a little bare!
Simmons: Kanter one of the worst defensive players of all time
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...hey, can ya get anymore jailhouse tats on that body? Oh, his neck looks a little bare!
I've never understood why someone would get that many tatoos. It's like saying **** you 75 times.
Bawse Dawg
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Simmons is the best.
But stop making ****ing threads about ****ing Kanter. Jesus ****ing Christ.
But stop making ****ing threads about ****ing Kanter. Jesus ****ing Christ.
Well you clicked on it, read it and replied to it so clearly you are still interested in Kanter threads. If you dont want more of them dont click on them and reply to them.
Thanks for helping me see the light. I suppose it's not a great use of the forum to create a thread with just a link to the perspective of Bill Simmons.
Because you've never done anything lik..... uh oh...
https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?30272-Bill-Simmons-da-Gawd
Oh.
Bawse Dawg
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Flawless logic. Or you know, i'm just coming in here to spread the message that we reallllly just need to let the Kanter thing go.
:^O
Holy ****, what an epic fail bro. You missed me saying that Simmons is awesome? This is a thread about Kanter not Simmons dumbass. My thread was an article, yours was 'Simmons said thing....ABOUT KANTER!!!' You thinking you 'got' me with this post because one time I made a thread about a Simmons article is hilarious.
I'll have Joe Ingles come over with a new diaper for you when he's done with Dante.
Bawse Dawg
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Kanter getting on national tv more might have been the worst thing possible for his market value this summer. It seems like there's been an explosion of national interest in his defensive failings that simply wasn't there the last couple years.
How is that not appealing?
Spinoza
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Sorry, I just don't see it. Simmons said it in the linked podcast, front offices are dumb. They don't care about, or at least are willing to look past, poor defense. Kanter is going to get the max thrown at him.
Spinoza
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And here's how it's going to go down. At least one NBA front office out there is going to be super smart and dig deep into their "advanced analytics". What they'll find is that Kanter had a 17.5 PER this year with Utah, and a 24.3 PER with OKC.
And as we all know from Exum's super smart, analytics-driven critics on JazzFanz, looking at a young player's PER can tell you pretty much everything you need to know about their future value.
Just look at the advanced analytics damn it. Kanter is a superstar according to them. Maybe he really is a generational talent. Let's sign him for the max and pray OKC doesn't match.
And as we all know from Exum's super smart, analytics-driven critics on JazzFanz, looking at a young player's PER can tell you pretty much everything you need to know about their future value.
Just look at the advanced analytics damn it. Kanter is a superstar according to them. Maybe he really is a generational talent. Let's sign him for the max and pray OKC doesn't match.