Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
Hope everyone is staying warm!
Hope everyone is staying warm!
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
Its 53 right now. Damn cold.
Where da ya live babe?
Craziest snow storm I've been through in my life here (and apparently the worst is yet to come!)... It's the most massive amount of snow fall i've ever seen at once, combined with hurricane like winds and some lightning and thunder. I've never seen anything quite like it. Doesn't help that my house is on the F-ing lake!!!
An acquaintance of mine bought a house in Bloomington, along the Virgin River in southern Utah without asking my opinion. . . . . when I went there I just had to ask if he knew he was on a flood plain. . . . .I'm so tactless about such things. . . .
And now, here I am, about to abuse a simple soul crying out for understanding in a freakin' blizzard of the century, about to ask. . . . do you know there's been glaciers covering "Chicago" for about 9/10 of the past three million years????
Any chance we could drop a pipe into Lake Michegan and pump some water to Vegas????? in the warm years maybe????? If you could swing the deal I'd put in a good word for you to Oscar Goodman. It would be a wonderful turnabout in the way things work, you know. The Chicago mob dropped a pipe in some casinos in Vegas and have been pumping cash out back to Chicago for eighty years.
But wait
I thought the world was getting warmer?
Then why is it cold as hell in Utah and the NE?