So there's a tornado about to land in Edmonton and I'm trapped on campus with loads of students.....

[Deleted member 848]

I give you my permission to use my skinny Irian pic. Just tell her that's you and she should sleep with you.

Best of luck, guy.

Worked like a charm

 

[Beantown]

Call everyone boss and claim that you're a security salesman. Chicks dig that

Just go find a flat billed orange Vivint hat. It makes the panties just slide right off.

 

[scootsy]

Yes. Currently in heaven sleeping with 72 virgins. How are things downstairs, fellas?

This deserves rep. Mass rep.

 

[MVP]

This might have been a good insult when I graduated the 2nd grade

I see, so now when you are "big boy" you use mother insults instead.

 

[Stifle Tower]

was referring to beggars/choosers remark.



Currently looking around. All the girls are clumped together, and I'm sitting next to two asian dudes in the library

OneBrow won't judge you if you go that route.

 

[MVP]

Yes. Currently in heaven sleeping with 72 year old virgin. How are things downstairs, fellas?

Glad you find your match.

 

[Stifle Tower]

^I see what you did there!

 

[scootsy]

Glad you find your match.

Lol this ****ing cracks me up... Lets make fun of a guy cause he hasn't ****ed anyone yet.

Its essentially equivalent to making fun of someone for their age.

OMMgZ lolol!!1! DaL didN'T sLiP OuT oF HizZz mOm's VaGg uNTiL 20 yEArS AgO!!!1!!1 WhY diDn'T yOU sLiP oUt sOoNeR yOu puSsaY111!1 cAn'T bUHleAvE HE iZzz soO YuNG lolol, pOoSayY!!1!

 

[Stifle Tower]

^I think scootsy has been drinking a little tonight. Coincidentally, so has PKM. Question is, has anyone ever seen the two of them in public together?

 

[scootsy]

Question is, has anyone ever seen the two of them in public together?

Now that I think about it, don't think I have seen them together.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Now that I think about it, don't think I have seen them together.

Do you see him when you look in a mirror?

 

[UGLI baby]

^I think scootsy has been drinking a little tonight. Coincidentally, so has PKM. Question is, has anyone ever seen the two of them in public together?

No.

*confirmed*



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