So there's a tornado about to land in Edmonton and I'm trapped on campus with loads of students.....

[franklin]

Flip ur collar up and tell them u hope all professors die. Chick dig the badass.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

The BP Emergency Horizontal Monster Mash Kit of Wonder:

Pint of Jim Beam, pack of Kraft Singles, and a box of Magnums.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Show her this thread.

lol

virgins do not last longer then 30 sec unless they had significant amount of alcohol. Since he does not drink my bet is on twister.

damn, guy..

The BP Emergency Horizontal Monster Mash Kit of Wonder:

Pint of Jim Beam, pack of Kraft Singles, and a box of Magnums.

haha


My advice: Look for the whore and DO NOT strap a 2x4 for to your ***. Hit it, get sucked in, and be prepared for an insulated landing once the twister is done with your town.

 

[JimLes]

I drove through the alleged tornado 3 hours ago. LeBron James levels of overratedness.

 

[Deleted member 365]

Call everyone boss and claim that you're a security salesman. Chicks dig that

 

[fallenchicken]

LORD OF THE FLIES! Oh, i guess I'm a little late.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

virgins do not last longer then 30 sec unless they had significant amount of alcohol. Since he does not drink my bet is on twister.

Don't make that plural.

YOU couldn't last 30 seconds.

 

[MVP]

YOU couldn't last 30 seconds.

You do not even have a *****.

 

[scootsy]

Update plz. Or did you die?? :/

 

[Deleted member 848]

Update plz. Or did you die?? :/

Yes. Currently in heaven sleeping with 72 virgins. How are things downstairs, fellas?

 

[Deleted member 848]

You do not even have a *****.

This might have been a good insult when I graduated the 2nd grade

 

[Deleted member 848]

I drove through the alleged tornado 3 hours ago. LeBron James levels of overratedness.

Way to hang out with me before I died in this tornado.


Jerk.


/whydontuluvmeJim