So there's a tornado about to land in Edmonton and I'm trapped on campus with loads of students.....

[Archie Moses]

I give you my permission to use my skinny Irian pic. Just tell her that's you and she should sleep with you.

Best of luck, guy.

 

[The Thriller]

Which lasts longer? Dalamon or the 30 second twister?

 

[MVP]

Which lasts longer? Dalamon or the 30 second twister?

virgins do not last longer then 30 sec unless they had significant amount of alcohol. Since he does not drink my bet is on twister.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

First mistake: Taking advice from a bunch of Mormon dudes on how to get laid.
Second mistake: Setting high standards in your last minutes on Earth.
Third mistake: Inflated sense of self worth

Dig deep, and aim low.

 

[franklin]

Flip ur collar up and tell them u hope all professors die. Chick dig the badass.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

The BP Emergency Horizontal Monster Mash Kit of Wonder:

Pint of Jim Beam, pack of Kraft Singles, and a box of Magnums.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Show her this thread.

lol

virgins do not last longer then 30 sec unless they had significant amount of alcohol. Since he does not drink my bet is on twister.

damn, guy..

The BP Emergency Horizontal Monster Mash Kit of Wonder:

Pint of Jim Beam, pack of Kraft Singles, and a box of Magnums.

haha


My advice: Look for the whore and DO NOT strap a 2x4 for to your ***. Hit it, get sucked in, and be prepared for an insulated landing once the twister is done with your town.

 

[JimLes]

I drove through the alleged tornado 3 hours ago. LeBron James levels of overratedness.

 

[The Thriller]

Call everyone boss and claim that you're a security salesman. Chicks dig that

 

[fallenchicken]

LORD OF THE FLIES! Oh, i guess I'm a little late.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

virgins do not last longer then 30 sec unless they had significant amount of alcohol. Since he does not drink my bet is on twister.

Don't make that plural.

YOU couldn't last 30 seconds.

 

[MVP]

YOU couldn't last 30 seconds.

You do not even have a *****.

 

[scootsy]

Update plz. Or did you die?? :/

 

[Deleted member 848]

Update plz. Or did you die?? :/

Yes. Currently in heaven sleeping with 72 virgins. How are things downstairs, fellas?

 

[Deleted member 848]

You do not even have a *****.

This might have been a good insult when I graduated the 2nd grade

 

[Deleted member 848]

I drove through the alleged tornado 3 hours ago. LeBron James levels of overratedness.

Way to hang out with me before I died in this tornado.


Jerk.


/whydontuluvmeJim

 

[Deleted member 848]

I give you my permission to use my skinny Irian pic. Just tell her that's you and she should sleep with you.

Best of luck, guy.

Worked like a charm

 

[Beantown]

Call everyone boss and claim that you're a security salesman. Chicks dig that

Just go find a flat billed orange Vivint hat. It makes the panties just slide right off.

 

[scootsy]

Yes. Currently in heaven sleeping with 72 virgins. How are things downstairs, fellas?

This deserves rep. Mass rep.

 

[MVP]

This might have been a good insult when I graduated the 2nd grade

I see, so now when you are "big boy" you use mother insults instead.