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So there's a tornado about to land in Edmonton and I'm trapped on campus with loads of students.....

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How do I convince a woman to sleep with me???



TIA for the advice, JFC-bros.
 
No whey man. She'll see the pictures of me back when I was sporting the blonde curls, and be turned way off.

Unless she's a freak and if she is that works for you for two reasons.

1. Freaks are better in bed and she will turn you out
2. Beggars can't be choosers
 
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One of my friends just took this pic. He lives a few minutes away from me.


Dal aint bluffin.
 
It aint so.


Huh?

was referring to beggars/choosers remark.



Currently looking around. All the girls are clumped together, and I'm sitting next to two asian dudes in the library
 
was referring to beggars/choosers remark.



Currently looking around. All the girls are clumped together, and I'm sitting next to two asian dudes in the library

got your eye on one in particular or will any of them do?
 
was referring to beggars/choosers remark.



Currently looking around. All the girls are clumped together, and I'm sitting next to two asian dudes in the library

First mistake. If you never talk to them they will never say yes. So what if some turn you down. Everyone gets turned down, everyone. All you do is go flirt with another girl. If they tell you no you are right where you started.
 
All of these girls are certified 4s, boys. I am trying to finish up a prezzy I have due next wednesday, otherwise I would be walking around to find prettier ones, in attempts of oat-sowing
 
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One of my friends just took this pic. He lives a few minutes away from me.


Dal aint bluffin.


think he might be lying... either photoshopped or...

more concerned, cause that looks like america. canada is a deserted wasteland, that can't be it.
 
A wild 'Hot asian girl' walks into the room.






Dalamon uses charm





But it failed.


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Hot Asian girl uses Super Repel.

Dalamon cannot approach hot asian girl for 350 steps.
 
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