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Spinoff: Dudes, JF ads on my comp keep telling me I NEED

I used to get so much spam in my old Gmail account. Most of it was either porn related or basketball related because of unwise use on bball sites. It was really hard to tell, too. "Add 5 inches in 10 weeks!" You just had to click to see if they were talking about your vertical or your wang.
 
Also, the one time I actually bought one of the products, it didn't work. I rubbed the cream all over my feet and could still only dunk maybe once out of 5 tries.
 
Probably. Unless you have a lot of money.

Or are we supposed to believe that your marriage is based on love and mutual respect.
 
I always assumed the ads here searched your history and provided you something that might interest you. I'm still getting Mazda and Lexus ads when I sign in.. and today "Azure" from Microsoft.

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is stop shopping online for "Phallic Enhancement" devices.
 
Core4 said:
Nope, size DOES matter........the size of your bank account!
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Yeah, women aren't superficial like us dirty pig men, only attracted to women for their luscious breasts, tight butts and creamy thighs, they appreciate men according to a much nobler measure...status.
 
JimLes said:
Also, the one time I actually bought one of the products, it didn't work. I rubbed the cream all over my feet and could still only dunk maybe once out of 5 tries.
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Maybe you should try lifting hard for five months.

ElRoach0 said:
I always assumed the ads here searched your history and provided you something that might interest you. I'm still getting Mazda and Lexus ads when I sign in.. and today "Azure" from Microsoft.

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is stop shopping online for "Phallic Enhancement" devices.
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That's the thing. I don't search them and my wife refuses to let me get a gigantic **** implant no matter how hard I beg. This is like how google thinks I'm gay on my work comp.
 
franklin said:
That's the thing. I don't search them and my wife refuses to let me get a gigantic **** implant no matter how hard I beg. This is like how google thinks I'm gay on my work comp.
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Sounds like Google knows something you don't.
 
franklin said:
****** enlargement surgery. Should I be worried in the home?
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Depends, if you want Trout as your BF then yes, his b-hole is... well lets just say he's been around, if you can't put a baseball bat warmup weight on then he ain't gonna be interested.

However if Archie is more your type then no your safe, as a matter of fact you might have to go the other way and look into reduction as you would likely scare off him and his gym butties.
 
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