STG - Attention all whiners

[Dr. Jones]

Que?

a partner say, bro. A PARTNER SAY!!!

 

[Stoked]

Let me ask you then, would you prefer a Caucasian or an Asian as your wife? Or does it not matter?

Which one is hotter?

 

[The Midnight]

Which one is hotter?

Then I'd go with Asian. Kung Pao Chicken is spicy.

 

[Stoked]

Then I'd go with Asian. Kung Pao Chicken is spicy.

In the words of a wise man: "...no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"

 

[Zulu]

Kinda sad that I actually have to explain that all my post on page 11 were jokes. Including the, "I've always loved you" one directed to, Hantlers. What a bunch of hacks.


hehepeepeecaca

 

[The Midnight]

In the words of a wise man: "...no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"

LOL.. I hear you.. but I dunno man.. I lived with this korean girl for 2 years (not married). She was hot as hell and was a great cook. She was also a hygiene freak - wouldn't even let me do the dishes. So yeah, she cooks, she cleans...

It was great - but I did also put on a good 15 pounds - just because I was enjoying the eating way too much. Plus I didn't have to do any cleaning or tidying up.

I did have to iron my own shirts though.. she didn't like doing that.

 

[nightmare3983]

He is the Jazzfanz's mascot. He's special.

Every awesome entity should have a mascot.

 

[Stoked]

LOL.. I hear you.. but I dunno man.. I lived with this korean girl for 2 years (not married). She was hot as hell and was a great cook. She was also a hygiene freak - wouldn't even let me do the dishes. So yeah, she cooks, she cleans...

It was great - but I did also put on a good 15 pounds - just because I was enjoying the eating way too much. Plus I didn't have to do any cleaning or tidying up.

I did have to iron my own shirts though.. she didn't like doing that.

I once dated a vietnamese girl that worked at Hooters. Does that count as her cooking and cleaning? Jesus H she was hot.

 

[nightmare3983]

I once dated a vietnamese girl that worked at Hooters. Does that count as her cooking and cleaning? Jesus H she was hot.

Close enough is good enough!

 

[Dr. Jones]

I don't give a **** if they clean. Just be hot.. no amt of cleaning makes up for ugli.

 

[The Midnight]

I once dated a vietnamese girl that worked at Hooters. Does that count as her cooking and cleaning? Jesus H she was hot.

Whoah.. is she like mixed? Usually they're pretty flat chested, no?

 

[Dr. Jones]

You see.. they have this new invention called fake boobs.

 

[The Midnight]

I don't give a **** if they clean. Just be hot.. no amt of cleaning makes up for ugli.

Actually hot & messy is a good combo also... meaning she doesn't mind if you don't tidy up.

 

[Dr. Jones]

You see.. they have this new invention called fake boobs.

And I'm not talking about CONAN.

 

[nightmare3983]

You see.. they have this new invention called fake boobs.

 

[The Midnight]

You see.. they have this new invention called fake boobs.

Stoked - can you tell if they were natural?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Actually hot & messy is a good combo also... meaning she doesn't mind if you don't tidy up.

Repent?

 

[The Midnight]

Repent?

Well, all this happened well before my Christian days...

 

[Stoked]

Whoah.. is she like mixed? Usually they're pretty flat chested, no?

Nope full blooded and normally they are. Not her. Ai Thuy and she wanted me to move to Chicago with her when she went to medical school.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Nope full blooded and normally they are. Not her. Ai Thuy and she wanted me to move to Chicago with her when she went to medical school.

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