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Stupid Pet Peeves

Breaking something made of glass. I went to make a cup of coffee an hour or so ago and I knocked over my Chemex. FML.
 
Running out of percocet and no way to go visit my aunts house for another year. grrrr.
 
Having a good crap, a clean break, a clean wipe, only to then find yourself an hour later wiping a huge brown streak.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Having a good crap, a clean break, a clean wipe, only to then find yourself an hour later wiping a huge brown streak.
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My wife didn't believe this really happened to men. I complained about it a lot on this move we just made, and she said she didn't think it was really that bad. So a couple weeks ago I told her I would show her. I took a shower, and showed her the clean TP. Then we went about our business cleaning the house and such for a couple hours. As we were ready to go out to go shopping I told her we needed to check on the experiment. Went in and the TP looking like I had stopped one in the middle.

And really I just don't get it. What the hell?
 
LogGrad98 said:
My wife didn't believe this really happened to men. I complained about it a lot on this move we just made, and she said she didn't think it was really that bad. So a couple weeks ago I told her I would show her. I took a shower, and showed her the clean TP. Then we went about our business cleaning the house and such for a couple hours. As we were ready to go out to go shopping I told her we needed to check on the experiment. Went in and the TP looking like I had stopped one in the middle.

And really I just don't get it. What the hell?
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Its the butt crack hair sweating
 
The last two posts are of the fantastic variety. Either you guys are using substandard paper or you're doing it completely wrong.

Granted at times "afterburner itch" happens but that has more to do with haste than anything else.


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It's such a common occurrence around my house that even my kids know what a "re-wipe" is. The pisser is, I'm about the least hairy male I've ever met. I just leak, I guess.
 
Beer said:
Years of anal abuse will do that to you.
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Oof. A loose sphincter is never a good thing.


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Games on app store/google play that don't classify themselves as demos. I hate spending time on a game to find out i am not allowed to play the freaking game unless I buy it.
 
When someone forces their way in front of you on the freeway and then doesn't get off for like 5 exits. Just wait until there's a gap dick butt.
 
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