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RandyForRubio said:
"What time do you think you'll be done?"

"When will you be home?"

You'd think after 4 years of this she would realize that I never really know until 10-15 minutes beforehand, and then if I try to guess and I'm wrong, she gets mad at me. Drives me nuts.
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She just wants to make sure you don't walk in on her and her boyfriend in a compromising position.
 
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Harambe said:
"I'm going up to Saint George" from people that live in or near Salt Lake City.

Saint George is not north of here. No, Saint George is not a higher elevation.
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this reminds me of going places in NYC when you're accustomed to ALWAYS referring to it as going "DOWN" the street to get somewhere and constantly being corrected when you're going from 54th Street to 59th Street that you're NOT going down the street, you're going UP the street

it's like that old song by Manfred Mann, Do Wah Diddy...
did it really matter how the numbers were going - she was always walking DOWN the street!

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind
Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
We walked on (walked on) to my door (my door)
We walked on to my door, then we kissed a little more
Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of...
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Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning.
So that sucked

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Ron Mexico said:
Clean, yellow, or... ?
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I was lucky. It had just been cleaned by the janitors (seat was up and the water was still blue) and I was just getting my phone out to watch a movie (American animals) while I poop. I snatched it out super quick, removed the case and dried the phone and case in the have dryer, then took phone and case to an air gun at work and dried them both more. Then got alcohol on a paper towel and wiped everything down and then dried everything again.
So far everything seems to be working fine. Thank God. I just bought this phone in November.

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Wes Mantooth said:
Omfg!!!!! Never done that...and I’ve thought about how I will if I’m not careful.
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I did it with a previous phone too. That fell into the toilet with my pee in it. It still worked too luckily.

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Wes Mantooth said:
I’m a three year old because I hate red onions?

Okay.
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No. You guys complaining about onions reminded me of how some people act when they taste or discover onions in their food. You can not like them and deal with it like any adult. I have no idea how you deal with it.
 
More gloating or a quandary more than a peeve. A gorgeous former employee of mine wants to go for a drink tomorrow night, she's a lot younger than me (over a decade) but i suspect has always had a bit of a thing for me. (lord knows why) Anyway not really sure what i should do and i suppose its the indecision that annoys me. I mean obviously I'm gonna go for the drink but can i really date a 23 year old and not look like a dickhead?
 
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