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I am never late to anything. Might be my best characteristic. Sad i know.

I have been working at the same place for 16 years and have to be to work at 6am. I dont even think i have ever been late. Havent called in sick for about a year and a half now either


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Real time event: taking a dump in a public restroom and the guy next to you making sounds like he’s giving birth. I just want to cave in his face when we meet at the hand washing sink.
 
So I've started saying "bless you" to random bodily functions to protest saying it to sneezes. I get some weird looks from people when I saw bless you too their cough or hiccup. The best one was I went into the men's room and Mr. Talky-bathroom-guy went into a stall. I was standing at the urinal when he farted pretty loud. I reflexively said "bless you" pretty loudly. he got really quiet and then as I was washing my hands he said "thank you?"
 
LogGrad98 said:
So I've started saying "bless you" to random bodily functions to protest saying it to sneezes. I get some weird looks from people when I saw bless you too their cough or hiccup. The best one was I went into the men's room and Mr. Talky-bathroom-guy went into a stall. I was standing at the urinal when he farted pretty loud. I reflexively said "bless you" pretty loudly. he got really quiet and then as I was washing my hands he said "thank you?"
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Thanks for the belly laugh, log
 
LogGrad98 said:
So I've started saying "bless you" to random bodily functions to protest saying it to sneezes. I get some weird looks from people when I saw bless you too their cough or hiccup. The best one was I went into the men's room and Mr. Talky-bathroom-guy went into a stall. I was standing at the urinal when he farted pretty loud. I reflexively said "bless you" pretty loudly. he got really quiet and then as I was washing my hands he said "thank you?"
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Lol
I hate bless yous for sneezes.
Keep fighting the good fight.



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LogGrad98 said:
So I've started saying "bless you" to random bodily functions to protest saying it to sneezes. I get some weird looks from people when I saw bless you too their cough or hiccup. The best one was I went into the men's room and Mr. Talky-bathroom-guy went into a stall. I was standing at the urinal when he farted pretty loud. I reflexively said "bless you" pretty loudly. he got really quiet and then as I was washing my hands he said "thank you?"
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Heh, mr, talky-bathroom-guy that’s a good one. I’m taking a damn piss I’m not in there to make buddies.
 
LogGrad98 said:
So I've started saying "bless you" to random bodily functions to protest saying it to sneezes. I get some weird looks from people when I saw bless you too their cough or hiccup. The best one was I went into the men's room and Mr. Talky-bathroom-guy went into a stall. I was standing at the urinal when he farted pretty loud. I reflexively said "bless you" pretty loudly. he got really quiet and then as I was washing my hands he said "thank you?"
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I'm laughing too hard in my office and didn't know how to explain it to neighboring coworkers. I just went with "I'm really tired and everything is now funny."
 
fishonjazz said:
I am never late to anything. Might be my best characteristic. Sad i know.

I have been working at the same place for 16 years and have to be to work at 6am. I dont even think i have ever been late. Havent called in sick for about a year and a half now either


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Me either. I've been late to school once in 16 years and it was only during a delayed opening after having about 8 inches of snow. Traffic was crawling on a major road and what normally took 35 minutes took almost 2.5 hours. Didn't miss a class though as I didn't teach 1st period.
 
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