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I'm kind of peeved that I didn't fly during the pandemic. Would have been nice to have some damn room on an airplane while paying very low rates for the ticket.

Plus I might have gotten the bonus of being on a plane with an anti-masker and had some serious pre-flight entertainment watching them get booted off the flight while screaming about their freedumbs.
 
It’s not about the distance. It’s about being cooped up with 6 little assholes.


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LOL That's what a vasectomy is for. Avoiding little assholes. You know you can drop them off at a firehouse, no questions asked. I'd start with telling them this. Tell them that is what happened to their oldest sibling. It might make them think twice.
 
It’s not about the distance. It’s about being cooped up with 6 little assholes.


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LOL That's what a vasectomy is for. Avoiding little assholes. You know you can drop them off at a firehouse, no questions asked. I'd start with telling them this. Tell them that this is what happened to their oldest sibling. It might make them think twice.
 
When the flavors for things, sno cones in particular this time, aren't named after the actual flavor. Names like Zombie Virus, Zombie Anti-Virus, Brain Freeze, etc .... don't help me in deciding what I want.
Been to a dispensary lately? I hadn’t smoked weed in approx 30 years and am getting back into it. There are so many names of strains and mediums to consume it’s mind boggling. Thankfully the young lady at the weed store got me up to speed for the most part.
 
The Hope of America pageant performance thing that happens every year in Utah. Not sure if its national or not. 5th graders wasting probably 20 hours of school time to learn an hour's worth of indoctrinating songs about how the USA is the best and every other country is ****. They all felt a little like Hitler's youth songs. Then the parents have to sit through a painfully long hour performance. Just the stupidest thing ever.
 
You know you can drop them off at a firehouse, no questions asked. I'd start with telling them this. Tell them that is what happened to their oldest sibling. It might make them think twice.

That’s funny as hell.

I frequently remind them that of the other 7 people living in my house, I only chose one of them.
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